PrivateDerby Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 To the couple in front of me who snuck off before half time to conduct the test, any news? are you? My mate spotted you secretly opening it in the boots bag, before strolling down the stairs to p*ss on it. I was gonna start a song off but got told I wasn't allowed. Hope you got the news you wanted Up the Rams indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 That is brilliant!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 More Rams fans ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 The way we was playing I was tempted to have a half time wan..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 ...wander ? Bet you're glad you stayed to listen to the rest of the game eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 you need to get this out in the media! Someone tell Radio Derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoneedshuls Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 One week someone gets engaged at a derby match the next someone might be pregnant what's gonna happen next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I hope they got the news they wanted. Best Feeling Ever Hope we find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Probably bucko's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabber Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Wasn't Eddie there with his missus??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Wasn't Eddie there with his missus??? Oh I hope he's not put his hip out again. Gives his grandson a playmate I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Wasn't Eddie there with his missus??? Yes, but we're both 60 - and I've had TWO vasectomies (beat that - anybody) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Like the late Michael Jackson sang " The Kid Is Not My Son ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Like the late Michael Jackson sang " The Kid Is Not My Son ".looks like he's in for a thriller... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Yes, but we're both 60 - and I've had TWO vasectomies (beat that - anybody) I could make a joke about one for below and one for your head, but I have more respect for you than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I could make a joke about one for below and one for your head, but I have more respect for you than that. I had heard that the little buggers could join up again, so when the surgeon said "You will be my 595th - and I've never had to do an encore" I just thought 'bugger'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Awwww love babies me :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Ok i'll come clean. It was me. I was having kittens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabber Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Yes, but we're both 60 - and I've had TWO vasectomies (beat that - anybody) Yep, you've got me there 2-1, but you've also got me worrying now, how did you, 'ahem, come to find out there might be a problem that needed repeat plumbing?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Yep, you've got me there 2-1, but you've also got me worrying now, how did you, 'ahem, come to find out there might be a problem that needed repeat plumbing?? Never got two successive zeroes when the sperm count was being monitored over subsequent weeks. Numbers dropped (the residual tadpoles) then started to climb again. So after 3 months playing the hand-shandy sweepstake once a week I was back under the surgeon, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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