Day Posted January 12, 2013 Author Share Posted January 12, 2013 eGIYj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Never wrestle a female hippo looking for a submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Supposedly hippo poo smells awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Never wrestle a female hippo looking for a submission. not since Tiffany's closed................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekkie_ram Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 This feels appropriate for this thread. My toilet blocked this morning, so I was elbow deep in my own **** unblocking it! - Not happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 There are days when you can't seem to go and somewhen you really can't stop It can be a continual flow or the occasional satisfying plop If your diet consists of fibre then your poo will be top calibre But if junk food goes into your belly then prepare for your poo to be smelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 This feels appropriate for this thread. My toilet blocked this morning, so I was elbow deep in my own **** unblocking it! - Not happy! I remember watching a programme with Ross Kemp, when he joined our brave troops in Helmand Province, and he showed viewers the toilet facilities. Oh dear, well below parr, just massive old oil drums full of poo and layers of toilet paper. They must be a wee bit fragrant on a hot day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 As I was sitting beneath a tree, a birdie sent its love to me - and as I wiped it from my eye I said "Thank goodness cows can't fly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 This feels appropriate for this thread. My toilet blocked this morning, so I was elbow deep in my own **** unblocking it! - Not happy! No pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Supposedly hippo poo smells awful. It's not too bad. Cat **** and Fox **** are the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Meat eaters produce the worst **** because its full of stomach churning protein residue like ammonia, and sulphorous bi- products For lovely fresh smelling poo its got to be cows and horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 My missus is a veggie, won't even have my meat in her mouth but I can confirm when she visits the bathroom it's best to give it a few hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 My missus is a veggie, won't even have my meat in her mouth but I can confirm when she visits the bathroom it's best to give it a few hours that won't get back.. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 My missus is a veggie, won't even have my meat in her mouth but I can confirm when she visits the bathroom it's best to give it a few hours ....sounds like she still eats eggs. I had a mate at work who's farts were so bad i could tell when he'd had chicken vindaloo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I love a violent fart me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I love a violent fart me. How about polls ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I like violent polls too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 14, 2013 Author Share Posted January 14, 2013 Up the duff? Fart away, the baby can't smell a thing ynDQr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I love a violent fart me. A good violent rasping fart that sounds like someone tearing carpet is very satisfying. Whoever lets rip there is almost a collective show of appreciation from the assembled company. Silents farts are not satisfying at all and generally smell bad. Hot silent farts are even worse - a cause for concern and underpant checking at the earliest opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Up the duff? Fart away, the baby can't smell a thing ynDQr The first thing a pregnant woman thinks about? Is it eck. That pics a right pile o ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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