Day Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 kyTcsEd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I never suffer from the Ring of Fire at all, and I eat ridiculously hot chillies, curries and have a cupboard full of hot sauces. I've probably turned my entire sphincter to scar tissue over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 Do the chilli's burn your mouth? I'm guessing it only really affects those that find a tin of Stagg too hot to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Does Pootopia feature in the calendar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I've probably turned my entire sphincter to scar tissue over the years. Its your rectum we're interested in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Its your rectum we're interested in. Rectum? Damn near shatteredum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I know if you get chilli on your penis, it kills. I can't say i've ever shoved one up my bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Maybe someone's else's? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Maybe someone's else's? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> I was almost tempted to start 'The Official Strangest Thing you've had up your Bottom' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Oh christ almighty save us from the black hole that is Ramnuts arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Had to laugh at Tuesday's offering - "The exquisite pain felt upon defecating...." Eh?? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Which sadist writes this stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 UiWzVCG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Oh christ almighty save us from the black hole that is Ramnuts arse! Thats a bit harsh pet......have you never stood in a cave and looked about in awe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 wO7VbCf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 thank god im not a vegetarian 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 who the f**k weighs the stuff, geez.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 who the f**k weighs the stuff, geez.. You mean you don't. Seriously ? Oh the counting seconds left on game day is keeping you occupied. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />[size=4] [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 who the f**k weighs the stuff, geez.. gillian mackieth? http://m.holymoly.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/mobile_304x170/itv-pictures_t_gillian-mckeith-finally-leaves-im-a-celebrity-301110a_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 gillian mackieth? http://m.holymoly.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/mobile_304x170/itv-pictures_t_gillian-mckeith-finally-leaves-im-a-celebrity-301110a_0 If she would marry Pierce Morgan that would be a perfect match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 I swear I've lost a stone after a single poo before, the ones I like to call submarines, straight round the u bend without flushing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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