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Now settle down for a little rap

about the joys of taking a crap

You shouldn't strain and shouldn't hurry

or cry when passing last night's curry

So get the Andrex in the fridge

then wipe gently through the ridge

Lastly check the bowl is clean

before you depart the grisly scene

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Now settle down for a little rap

about the joys of taking a crap

You shouldn't strain and shouldn't hurry

or cry when passing last night's curry

So get the Andrex in the fridge

then wipe gently through the ridge

Lastly check the bowl is clean

before you depart the grisly scene

Now that's a poem!

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Well done AnagRam,beat me to the draw there!

Twas Christmas day at the website

and daveO with anticipation

Was opening his presents

and pleasing the peasants

A thread to amuse the whole nation.

It wasn't a phone or an iPad

Or anything boring like that

'twere all about poo

and death on the loo.

With facts that would knock us all flat.

DaveO can't stand the pun or the panda

So I've written this poem to show

LadyRam can relax

Lavatorial facts?

Only 356 more to go!

Boom Boom!

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Well done AnagRam,beat me to the draw there!

Twas Christmas day at the website

and daveO with anticipation

Was opening his presents

and pleasing the peasants

A thread to amuse the whole nation.

It wasn't a phone or an iPad

Or anything boring like that

'twere all about poo

and death on the loo.

With facts that would knock us all flat.

DaveO can't stand the pun or the panda

So I've written this poem to show

LadyRam can relax

Lavatorial facts?

Only 356 more to go!

Boom Boom!

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