Mostyn6

when highly trained assassins cannot kill Tom Cruise in an alley from 10ft away with 20 shots! I think a novice marksman like myself would get my eye in after about 5!

when you get pistachio nuts that you cannot open! 

To say some people here with depressive/mental problems have a wife and children is great feat alone
 
Im 22 and never had a date:P
 
Seriously though, fair play to you guys for sharing your problems:)

nah, not having that, if you use it properly, it's no different to glancing in your interior mirror, or looking up at a road sign.

you're more likely to buy an inbred "breed" than an inbred mongrel rescue dog and similarly, more likely to find genetic brain issues in a 'breed'.

I've worked in animal rescue shelters since 1998 and the number of dogs we've rehomed that have had to be returned due to sudden behavioural issues that the new owners were seriously concerned about I can count on one hand. Most rescue dogs just require firm and consistent training, an understanding of each individual animal's behavioural problems by the prospective owner and a long term commitment to implement these.
My bug bear is thick people who get pups such as Akitas then let them do what they want and 6 months later when it's the size of a lion and all over the shop and they can't cope they expect rescue centres to take them in and miraculously turn them into an instant rehomable proposition overnight. Jeez. Brains in their arses.  
Also people who ring up and say they are moving house and can't take a dog so can we take it from them. Not a problem with this at all, that's what we are here for. Then you ask, "when are you moving?".
"Tomorrow" comes the reply.
Presumably they've known about their impending move for more than one day so why not ring once they had found out?! It would give us time to find and allocate space.
Then we say we cannot take it, it will have to go on the waiting list as there is no room at the centre and then you get abuse and the "you're supposed to care about animals aren't you?" line.
P*** off you waste of space.
Please.

you're more likely to buy an inbred "breed" than an inbred mongrel rescue dog and similarly, more likely to find genetic brain issues in a 'breed'.

Designer dogs. Cockerpoo, Labradoodle type things. I'm the kind of person that can't understand people travelling the width of the country to spend £800 on a pooch when there's so many in rescue centres. Dogs aren't ornaments and I'm sure they were once called mongrels. 

Sorry to hear that mate.
Is June ok? Hope she didn't report you.

it's getting to that time of year where a combination of things usually result in me having low moods.
Dark mornings when getting up, dark evenings when driving home from work, those with families having a purpose and the excitement of Christmas and New Year. I will probably at some point lock myself away over the festive period, and feel like a burden on everyone, which then makes me very low. 
I am trying to counter this, but we will see if my plans work.
I know I am not alone, and hope that if any posters have similar issues, that they are comfortable enough to talk about it, and maybe pre-empting them may prevent, which is what I am hoping to do.

it's getting to that time of year where a combination of things usually result in me having low moods.
Dark mornings when getting up, dark evenings when driving home from work, those with families having a purpose and the excitement of Christmas and New Year. I will probably at some point lock myself away over the festive period, and feel like a burden on everyone, which then makes me very low. 
I am trying to counter this, but we will see if my plans work.
I know I am not alone, and hope that if any posters have similar issues, that they are comfortable enough to talk about it, and maybe pre-empting them may prevent, which is what I am hoping to do.

nah, not having that, if you use it properly, it's no different to glancing in your interior mirror, or looking up at a road sign.

People who think "en route" should be "On route".
 

Adults, and I mean grown working men, wearing lynx deodorant
And in particular, me being able to tell that they are!!

​"Boyice"? Wasn't she the singer in Destiny's child?

someone keeps dumping dead badgers on the M69!

This is mine on my calf

 

Sun loungers (part 2)
When you doze off and forget you're not in your king size bed and roll over, but cos you're on a 30 inch wide lounger, your rolling over causes the contraption to topple over and you land on a load of empty bottles you've stacked up, causing an almighty racket and you ain't got a clue what's happened cos you was happily away with it, thinking of naked Marges! 

Totally agree. "What this actress looks like now will blow your mind!" , "What she wore will blow your mind!" , "What happened next to this man when he caught a bus will blow your mind!".
The people that click on this stuff scare the bejeesus out of me. To have so few neurons is frightening and in actual fact they should be found and kept away from society.
The time when I become unable to sleep until I've seen what Kelly McGillis from Top Gun looks like 25 or so years on is the time to seek urgent psychiatric help.
 

Adults, and I mean grown working men, wearing lynx deodorant
And in particular, me being able to tell that they are!!

Adults, and I mean grown working men, wearing lynx deodorant
And in particular, me being able to tell that they are!!

I think it means you want to have sex with your mother

I find that, in the same way that toast always lands butter side down, I will always open a pack of tablets at the end where all the paperwork is.

Something that annoys me - the leaflets in the box that your tablets come in.  Massive folded sheets of (important information I accept) paper that means everytime you put your tablets back in the box they don't go all the way in the box.

Sounds like you got yourself in a right pickle