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I was a frayed someone would pick up on his error! Hope you’re well buddy ?

It’s twined? Sounds ropey to me

Inspired!

and yet I knew the first things to be pointed out would be the couple of negatives, I love this place ?

So long as she keeps the door locked she’ll be safe!!
 

Ghislaine maxwell ...the creature  prefers PORRIDGE ...it's a family tradition ?

Once again, other than Bogle and Lowe's departure, there seems to be little interest in our players. 
We all think our team is great but not many are sought after. 
We talk about this player and that player going, but that's only if someone wants them. 

Who doesn't love pizza?

So long as he doesn’t get in one with Prince Philip !

So long as he doesn’t get in one with Prince Philip !

The rules are midday the day before the game. Doesn't matter if you kick off at 12.00pm, 3.00pm or 7.45pm.

Let's just sign nobody then. It's much safer.

Charlie Austin - 'He's past it'
Keinan Davis - 'Doesn't score enough'
Bobby Duncan - 'Fiorentina reject'
Serdar Dursun - 'Nobody else wants him'
Jordon Ibe - 'Not the player he was'
Brentford recruit any of the above - 'WTF! Why aren't we signing these types of player?!?!?'
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Get him in, get him training then start him on Saturday.
Believe me, Dursun always shines on TV.

If he has ever scored a goal, sign him up!

I like quizzes and always watch The Chase but Bradley Walsh has an annoying set of phrases. I now knock back a shot of sambuca every time he says “all day long”,  a shot of Vodka when he says “you’re better than that” and two shots of tequila when contestants say “as I’ll ever be” in response to the question “are you ready.”    Needless to say I rarely make it to the end of the programme. 

Surprised how many women are in the crowd, even back then. (Not having a dig, genuinely surprised)