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Strawberry and white chocolate mousse dessert. Made by my own fair hand. 

2 hours ago, David said:

When you click on a notification, go back to the notifications and it’s bold again?

Now I've read yours it stays read, but if I read any old ones they stay bold.

2 hours ago, David said:

When you click on a notification, go back to the notifications and it’s bold again?

Exactly. In fact all my notifications are bold.

7 hours ago, David said:

Should be fixed now, let me know if it’s still happening 

Same is happening for me

23 hours ago, Gritters said:

I’ll always remember my grandmas last words..

”what you doing with that hammer?”

I’ll always remember my granddads last words..

”stop shaking the ladder you little... ”

12 minutes ago, David said:

Your phone won’t be listening to you. Google does however use personalised ads which use your browser history, you can disable these. Below is a link with instructions on how to

https://support.google.com/ads/answer/2662922?hl=en-GB

 

Alexa might be though. 

Google compressnow. That's a good un. 

15 minutes ago, Gritters said:

Me and the missus were happy for 20 years... and then we met.

Sounds similar to the pratchett quote: they had been happily married for six months, however that was twenty years ago. 

17 hours ago, reveldevil said:

I don't think I do. 

I'd do anything for anyone, but I wouldn't do anything for myself.

I cry at stupid things like cartoons or episodes of Friends, yet feel nothing when people who I love die.

I'm 43 years old, no mortgage, nice car, no financial constraints, cracking wife and lovely lad who'll be 21 later this year, yet I find myself thinking of the easiest way to die and planning my funeral.

It's fookin nuts when I write it down, and even more nuts that I'd post it!

 

My limited advice, for what it's worth: if you want to change something about your life, change something about your life. Make a small change. Something that you always fancied. Be it music, sport, reading your whatever your thing is. You may have to push yourself into small steps. A small change will be the start. But start. 

7 hours ago, Bigfella said:

It’s been locked for some reason.

Probably down to the lack of good taste posts. 

29 minutes ago, reveldevil said:

Definitely nothing in my email, doesn't matter now as I can't even remember what thread it was or the contents of my post.

Probably horribly racist, I'm guessing.

Occasionally we have to moderate language such as racial epithets (not suggesting for one second your post was like that, honestly I never had a chance to read it) just to keep the forum happy and advertiser friendly. I know people don't like having their freedom of expression challenged but it's nothing personal or a sense of humour failure. It's just an attempt to keep our buddies at Google onside. 

My grief counsellor died last night, but he was so good I don't give a crap. 

On 16/10/2018 at 14:09, David said:

Still does, check the third tab on the left "Read Status"

 

How queer. Seems to be behaving again, didn't touch nuffin' guvnor. 

Unread posts button shows every post, not unread threads. Is it possible to set it back like it was? 

Glad Joey Barton was either a bad rumour or one that got away. 

30 minutes ago, Boycie said:

Is it android phones that get so clogged up with virus’s that you have to watch an advert before you can make or recieve phone calls?

 

Depends how clueless you are. For some people, yes, that's about right.

17 hours ago, David said:

Tech blogger posts selfies, claims it was taken on a Google Pixel phone, Android users fall over themselves to compliment the crispy pictures, so much better than the iPhone with its beautygate they claim.

Tech blogger then reveals selfies were in fact taken on a iPhone XS. Gotcha.

Those that featured in the video are scrambling to remove their comments ?

 

Well that schooled those android users. So it turns out that the £1250 phone also takes nice photos. Who knew? 

2 hours ago, richinspain said:

Perfectly true. Never done it myself but heard of it lots of times. Doesn't @David fish? Do you put your maggot under your tongue David?

Maybe ask his missus? 

3 hours ago, David said:

I’ve got Homepods 

Have you tried Preparation H? 

22 minutes ago, David said:

You can have a banana instead, it's cheaper than a Suzuki Swift I heard

Ford KA actually, Ralph

Just now, David said:

Don't need to win the lottery, once you're in with a Apple phone it's cheaper than having a contract

 

A apple?

22 minutes ago, StivePesley said:

Why can't owls tell bad jokes?

Because they are knock-knockturnal

Time to get your coat.

I sold my first car for a quarter of the price of a new iPhone. And that was only in 2013.

Absolutely ludicrous pricing.