Alph Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 There was about 4 lads attempting the Collymore song for about 10 minutes straight first half. . Although it felt like more than 10 minutes. Was at least 3 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I believe the words are (feel free to correct me...): Collymore's a w*nker, He wears a w*nker's hat. he was a Forest w*nker, And then a Leicester tw*t. He went out with Ulrika, And beat her like an egg, And when he came to Derby... He broke his f*cking leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Where did Collymore's a w*nker song appear from all of a sudden? First heard it Bolton, then again last night.. I mean, it's true, but.. what sparked it? And what are the words, thankyouplease? Collymore's a w*nker, he wears a w*nker's hat. Something about being a forest and Leicester tw*t. He went out with Ulrika, he beat her like an egg, and when he came to Derby, he broke his f*cking leg. Bolton was the first time I had heard it as well. Those idiots were singing it at the station. I don't like it. I'm also still stumped what a w*nker's hat is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Bournemouth bored the f*ck out of everyone. Time wasting from the very beginning. I don't blame those people who sat down and fell asleep. That was exactly it. They had a small following and the team spent every possible moment passing along the back line. I'm usually quite critical of our noise (until the move to SS) but it really was hard last night. The most boring team we've played. Pretty good though and their fans seem sound. But boring last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Where did Collymore's a w*nker song appear from all of a sudden? First heard it Bolton, then again last night.. I mean, it's true, but.. what sparked it? And what are the words, thankyouplease? At forest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Thought it was funny at first but now it seems a bit irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 At forest Makes sense. Ta muchly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptherams Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Start some. Be a leader, not a sheep. If your posts are anything to go by, you must have a big enough gob. I do. Often. When the mood calls for it. The worst part is around me we get a half arsed chant going then in another stand you will here a chant getting going and then everyone joins in. Actually the worst part is that it is the same bloody two chants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I don't get to all that many home games (or even away games now really) but our song variety is at an all time low at the moment. Since I was Young and Barmy Army (my word I hate that chant) are pretty much the only things that get joined in with anymore. I heard We are Derby sung by about 100 people last night for maybe 30 seconds and that was it. Seriously, whatever happened to individual player songs and the likes of White Christmas, Hark now hear? From the last 10-15 years off the top of my head... "Stefano Eranio" to that opera style song that I can't remember the name of. Carbonari, Carbonari ole ole ole. We've got Fabrizio you've got f*ck all-io Mo Konic woaaah, he comes from Bosnia he is a big f*cker... Der der der Darren Moore (A team) Baia Baia Baiano, Baiano Baiano, Baia Baia Baiano Baia Baia Baiano Or simply "Baiano! Baiano! Baiano! From further back... Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankley, Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury? Shanks said no, I don't think so, But i've heard of the Popside, Derby! (One of my personal favorites that - still gets an airing very occasionally) MacFarlaaaand! MacFarlaaand! Zigger Zagger Kevin Hector. The Villa fans will never mock... Tiptoe through the Trent End with me... Under the Trent End, where nobody goes, I found a Forest fan without any clothes... Never felt more like singing the blues than when Derby win and Forest lose, oh Derby you got me singing the blues! By the light of the Silvery Moon... When the red red robin goes bobbin along... Daaaave Maaaackay clap clap clap Daaaave Maaackay. I blame Youtube and the whole Ultras thing. If it's not got a woaaah or a drum and bouncing in it folks don't wanna know. Get stuck into that lot South Stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I like E I E I E I O flash your phones when Joe says so. When your batteries knackered This is what he'll sing! We are the Derby. We are the Derby. iPhones are our king! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I like E I E I E I O flash your phones when Joe says so. When your batteries knackered This is what he'll sing! We are the Derby. We are the Derby. iPhones are our king! More of a Sam-sung mon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 "Barmy Army". What's that even about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 More of a Sam-sung mon.pleb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 "Barmy Army". What's that even about?*clap *clap Barmy army! *clap *clap Come on cloth cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I don't get to all that many home games (or even away games now really) but our song variety is at an all time low at the moment. Since I was Young and Barmy Army (my word I hate that chant) are pretty much the only things that get joined in with anymore. I heard We are Derby sung by about 100 people last night for maybe 30 seconds and that was it. Seriously, whatever happened to individual player songs and the likes of White Christmas, Hark now hear? From the last 10-15 years off the top of my head... "Stefano Eranio" to that opera style song that I can't remember the name of. Carbonari, Carbonari ole ole ole. We've got Fabrizio you've got f*ck all-io Mo Konic woaaah, he comes from Bosnia he is a big f*cker... Der der der Darren Moore (A team) Baia Baia Baiano, Baiano Baiano, Baia Baia Baiano Baia Baia Baiano Or simply "Baiano! Baiano! Baiano! From further back... Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankley, Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury? Shanks said no, I don't think so, But i've heard of the Popside, Derby! (One of my personal favorites that - still gets an airing very occasionally) MacFarlaaaand! MacFarlaaand! Zigger Zagger Kevin Hector. The Villa fans will never mock... Tiptoe through the Trent End with me... Under the Trent End, where nobody goes, I found a Forest fan without any clothes... Never felt more like singing the blues than when Derby win and Forest lose, oh Derby you got me singing the blues! By the light of the Silvery Moon... When the red red robin goes bobbin along... Daaaave Maaaackay clap clap clap Daaaave Maaackay. I blame Youtube and the whole Ultras thing. If it's not got a woaaah or a drum and bouncing in it folks don't wanna know. Get stuck into that lot South Stand. Some more oldies: I havent been so happy since boxing day, when Derby ran forest away, oh forest, why did you run away? He's here, he's there, he's every fecking where John O Hare, John O Hare Charlie George king of all cockneys Derby boys we are here ohhh ohhh Derby boys we are here ohhh ohhh Derby boys we are here, we'll shag your women and drink your beer ohhh ohhh oh oh (good away song) We're waiting for the glory of the coming of our lord Number 10 on his back. 5 goals he has scored His name is Kevin Hector and he'll soon be at the top When the Rams go marching on Glory glory Kevin Hector Glory ... etc We've got Leighton Leighton James on the wing, on the wing We've got Leighton Leighton James on the wing, on the wing LEIGHTON LEIGHTON JAMES LEIGHTON JAMES on the wing LEIGHTON LEIGHTON JAMES LEIGHTON JAMES on the wing Ozzie enders, Ozzie enders. la la la la la la lah We're all mad. round the bend, no one takes the ozzie end, la la la lah, la la lah. la lah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Didn't sound too bad on the stream. Every time Bournemouth got 'Eddie Howe's barmy army' going it was drowned out by 'Stevie Mac's barmy army' Jesus. And there is me and those around me singing "Stevie Macs Derby army"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam the Ram Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Jesus. And there is me and those around me singing "Stevie Macs Derby army"! Probably is Derby army Difficult to tell on stream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Some more oldies: I havent been so happy since boxing day, when Derby ran forest away, oh forest, why did you run away? He's here, he's there, he's every fecking where John O Hare, John O Hare Charlie George king of all cockneys Derby boys we are here ohhh ohhh Derby boys we are here ohhh ohhh Derby boys we are here, we'll shag your women and drink your beer ohhh ohhh oh oh (good away song) We're waiting for the glory of the coming of our lord Number 10 on his back. 5 goals he has scored His name is Kevin Hector and he'll soon be at the top When the Rams go marching on Glory glory Kevin Hector Glory ... etc We've got Leighton Leighton James on the wing, on the wing We've got Leighton Leighton James on the wing, on the wing LEIGHTON LEIGHTON JAMES LEIGHTON JAMES on the wing LEIGHTON LEIGHTON JAMES LEIGHTON JAMES on the wing Ozzie enders, Ozzie enders. la la la la la la lah We're all mad. round the bend, no one takes the ozzie end, la la la lah, la la lah. la lah And don't forget when John O'Hare complained about the swearing when we sang his name and somebody started, He's here he's there he's asked us not to swear John O'Hare John O'Hare. 1-2-3-4-5 if you want to stay alive, keep out the popside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWRam Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 1-2-3-4-5 if you want to stay alive, keep out the popside. Forgot that one - classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashz09 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Was nice hearing some originals. I thought we were ok in parts they just frustrated us and was so boring. We both cancelled each other out. Nice when it sounded like all 4 sides signing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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