Day Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 I've been called worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Buy her stockings, suspenders and high heels. Tell her she looks amazingly sexy in them...then send us the photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Valentine's is a right crock of ****. Save yer money and go fer a pint instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Ps4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 5 hours ago, TimRam said: Buy her stockings, suspenders and high heels. Tell her she looks amazingly sexy in them...then send us the photos. Not a feminist or owt but never quite got the old buy sexy lingerie for them for valentines, i mean who is it for exactly? them or us? im not bothering this year - ive already ordered her a years subscription to playboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 On 1 February 2009 at 19:26, Daveo said: Toffee Crisp? lol I told her once I would take her out for a drink and a meal, got the drinks in and handed her a Cadburys Cream Egg, she found it ammusing at the time although it still cost me a pizza at the end. She would never wear Red underwear, I've programmed her into thinking Red is cheap nasty colour to wear, she prefers nice crisp White undies or a lacey Black. Thought I'd try and be different this year, get something nice but comical aswell at the same time. Michael McIntyre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I never go out for a meal for valkentines because it's generally over-priced & a reduced choice menu and you're in a restaurant full of other couples, so there is no atmosphere in the place. You need a bit of background noise and endless tables of 2 whispering is rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 i like the 'first person to look at their mobile' pays the bill idea .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 On 15 January 2016 at 10:38, Wolfie said: I never go out for a meal for valkentines because it's generally over-priced & a reduced choice menu and you're in a restaurant full of other couples, so there is no atmosphere in the place. You need a bit of background noise and endless tables of 2 whispering is rubbish. Try shouting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Is Daveo still staying in that hut in Derbyshire with the outdoor hot tub? she'll have nipples like m8 bolts in this weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 It was nipples like Scammell wheel nuts in my day, I miss my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 It was nipples like Chapel hat pegs in mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Nipples like tractor start buttons in mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 No nipple talk please, Google will be on to Daveo like a cheap whore on a dance floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Ok no more mention of nipples from me. can we mention firm breasts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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