The All-New "Statement Sweepstake" Thread. Brought to you in association with COЯNERFLAGS Я US...

[Mucker1884]

Simple... State your predicted date & time for the next official announcement/Statement regarding "You know what".

 

Rules (Of course there are rules!  Where would we be without rules, eh?):

1.0:      The statement must be on headed paper, and must include one or both of the words "Official" and/or "Statement" in the Official Statement Heading/Title.

2.4:   The statement must be issued and sanctioned by one of the following bodies:
              1884.0      Derby County Football Club (And/or it's official representatives/Administrators)
               74.0         (Which is one more than 73.0.  Haha)  Mr M Morris/Mel/Melvyn/Smelly Melly/Sir/Our one true saviour         
               6.66         The EFL (Duck 'em!)
               73.0         (Not quite as many as 74, suckers!    Middle Brrrr (It's grim oop north)
               38DD       (Leave it, perv!)  Mr S/Stephen/Steven/Steve/Stevie/Steph/Stephanie/Stefany/Stefan Gibson/Gibbon/Gibbs' Son
               999          Wee Comb Whingerers FC (Or any owner/representative whose name cannot be remembered). 
               £3k          Any member of and/or representative for The House of Commons/Parliament/Local Authority (Council)
               10(men)   Any legal representative and/or officially recognised agent of all/any of the above named bodies

4.4.2:     Exact timing of the publication will either be confirmed on t'internet, or on the line.  In the case of any disputes with regards to timing, the competition organiser(s) will decide what to do next... or they may not... or they may do, but then change their mind later.  No arguing.  No Crying.  No Ifs, butts or maybes.  And definitely no legal action or threats therein/thereof/moreover/wherewithal/hitherto shall be actioned, accepted, and/or acknowledged.

4.3.3:      At the publication of such a Statement, the winner will be selected at random, and the competition will re-set to 00:00hrs in order for the competition to re-start, with a view to the next official statement/announcement/rebuttal/whinge/counter-claim. 

5.4.3.2.1:  Thunderbirds are go.

21:            We don't give a duck!  

 

 

Best of luck to all, and remember... We're Derby County.  We fight to the end.

         

[Mucker1884]

Friday... Tomorrow... 10th Feb... 2022... After 5 ish, but maybe as late as 21:52pm in the evening.

 

[IslandExile]

3 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

We fight to the end.

The end will be announced sometime in June or July, probably a Thursday or a Friday, in the afternoon. Overcast but at least the rain held off.

But, that said, it won't be the end. It will just be the beginning.......

......for Derby County AFC as they prepare for the upcoming close season in the Ilkeston Sunday Morning Pub League Division Two.

Curtis Davis, (finally) captain declares: "we're looking forward to the new season, we have a good mix of me, the elder statesman, and a nice blend of 13 and 14 year olds". The only problem for the new look side is that nobody wants to go in goal so they'll have to take turns.

Come on you Rams ?

[BodminRam]

The way this is going so slow, im not sure we will get an announcement till feb 28th

[Yani P]

EFL have guaranteed they will act decisively on Feb 30th

[Boycie]

Nda

[Dean (hick) Saunders]

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM QUANTOOOMA

Oh C.ock 

Edited February 10, 2022 by Dean (hick) Saunders

[spondon_ram]

48 hours....

[Derbados]

Quantuma are still hiding behind the sofa, I’m sure they’ll come out when it’s time to collect their fee.

[Mucker1884]

On 10/02/2022 at 13:04, Mucker1884 said:

Friday... Tomorrow... 10th Feb... 2022... After 5 ish, but maybe as late as 21:52pm in the evening.

 

We have a winner!  ?

well done to everyone who entered!

Don’t think we’ll bother with round two!  ? ?