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Modern Football is Nuts


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https://www.bt.com/sport/news/jesse-lingard-believes-he-is-back-on-the-right-track

"Lingard was speaking as part of his role as an ambassador for American Pistachio Growers"

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Just.... why? Whenever I'm in the supermarket I get to the nut and crisp aisle and think to myself, "What kind of nut would be favoured by a Manchester United reserve footballer, because that's the nut for me?"

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10 hours ago, Ram-a-lama fa fa fa said:

Pele promoting viagra made me laugh. 

Phrase 'keepy uppie' springs to mind

That's off Topic... although he is from from Brazil, so you may just get away with that!

 

#twonutpunsforthepriceofone

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Sith Happens

I hope he got the message across football is a marathon not a sprint,  if not they will get their snickers in a twist 

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