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2 minutes ago, philmycock said:

I wonder if he'll be the first professional footballer in England to publicly come out? ? My gay friend thinks he's lovely, maybe he is straight though? ?‍♂️ 

If he is, he'd be incredibly brave to do so and earn a large chunk of respect from me for that.

It'd be braver than he's ever been in the face of a physical challenge or contentious situation on a football field.

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8 minutes ago, philmycock said:

I wonder if he'll be the first professional footballer in England to publicly come out? ? My gay friend thinks he's lovely, maybe he is straight though? ?‍♂️ 

Definitely not a homosexual. Went on a date with a girl who was good friends with a girl who met Patrick Bamford. Patrick and his lady friend went back to a hotel in Nottingham after a charming night out. Apparently, she’s saw more meat on a vegan menu. 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, philmycock said:

I wonder if he'll be the first professional footballer in England to publicly come out? ? My gay friend thinks he's lovely, maybe he is straight though? ?‍♂️ 

Yea right, as if you have a friend ?

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11 minutes ago, ossieram said:

She'd kick his head in.

To right, Sarah Connor outsmarted and destroyed the first terminator, raised a rebel group in the desert with an impressive weapons array, reared a pretty annoying son who had a daddy complex with the second terminator (so, mixed bag really).

Patsy Bamford on the other hand probably wouldn't have survived the first 20 minutes of the film.

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5 minutes ago, SouthStandDan said:

Definitely not a homosexual. Went on a date with a girl who was good friends with a girl who met Patrick Bamford. Patrick and his lady friend went back to a hotel in Nottingham after a charming night out. Apparently, she’s saw more meat on a vegan menu. 

 

 

He's also not posh. He was born in Grantham.

Nobody here is ducking posh.

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58 minutes ago, SouthStandDan said:

Definitely not a homosexual. Went on a date with a girl who was good friends with a girl who met Patrick Bamford. Patrick and his lady friend went back to a hotel in Nottingham after a charming night out. Apparently, she’s saw more meat on a vegan menu

Is he Kenny Burns' illegitimate lovechild I wonder?

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1 hour ago, SouthStandDan said:

Definitely not a homosexual. Went on a date with a girl who was good friends with a girl who met Patrick Bamford. Patrick and his lady friend went back to a hotel in Nottingham after a charming night out. Apparently, she’s saw more meat on a vegan menu. 

 

 

This has been one of the better things I’ve read today

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