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4 hours ago, curtains said:

Does ease stress apparently 

The best way to ease stress is to eat a sticky toffee pudding. After all, stressed is just desserts spelt backwards!  Boom boom!

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The only metal song I know with 'knitting' in the lyrics...

 

Mary Long is a hypocrite
She does all the things that she tells us not to do
Selling filth from a corner shop
And knitting patterns to the high street queue
She paints roses, even makes them smell good
And then she draws titties on the khazy wall
Drowns kittens just to get a thrill
And writes sermons in the Sunday Chronicle

And now, with lyrics in Chinese...

 

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Sith Happens
7 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

Ok, enough is enough. Wool you lot stop it with all these puns.

We cant, we are hook-ed

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