Man U, Man C, Liverpool, all of them... massive, massive clubs. Behemoths. Gargantuan.
And absolutely zero interest to me whatsoever. I wouldn't give them the damp wrung out of my pants after a big fart if their house was on fire.
No, it proves I only watch Derby. I don't need to know who he is at all, and don't care enough to find out. 15-20 years ago I could have told you most of the players in English football, but life moves on.