Mos_Ram Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Westandosaurus Def: A westandosaurus used to be a rare creature but has recently increased in numbers. It is a creature that is sometimes found at the IPro stadium on a Saturday afternoon, but prefers to spend its time in garden centres and shopping malls. A master of camouflage, it carries the appearance of a Derby County supporter, but at the first sign of difficulty changes its demeanour to a snarling, booing beast that involuntarily projects football bile in the direction of those he mimics the appearance of, in attire at least. Normally this creature remains in hibernation until mid Autumn but to reasons unknown has begun to rear its ugly head from the beginning of August. There are many reasons that cause the westandosaurus to attack with its poisonous tongue. Including, but not limited to: misplaced passes, incorrect offside decisions and general apparent malaise. The westandosaurus mainly preys on Bradley Johnsons. But anything wearing black and white is in danger, as long as the score remains 0-0. Minutes on the clock seemingly do not matter, 30mins into a season was recently recorded as the earliest attack by a westandosaurus. if you know a westandosaurus, please do not approach. They appear like they will use common interest to befriend, but at the first opportunity they will turn on all those you hold dear and suck the very optimism from your eye balls. Please treat with caution. Yours. Mos_Ram West Stand season ticket holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammeister Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I can't see this in my Pokedex. Are you sure it exists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drgoodspeak Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 56 minutes ago, Mos_Ram said: Westandosaurus Def: A westandosaurus used to be a rare creature but has recently increased in numbers. It is a creature that is sometimes found at the IPro stadium on a Saturday afternoon, but prefers to spend its time in garden centres and shopping malls. A master of camouflage, it carries the appearance of a Derby County supporter, but at the first sign of difficulty changes its demeanour to a snarling, booing beast that involuntarily projects football bile in the direction of those he mimics the appearance of, in attire at least. Normally this creature remains in hibernation until mid Autumn but to reasons unknown has begun to rear its ugly head from the beginning of August. There are many reasons that cause the westandosaurus to attack with its poisonous tongue. Including, but not limited to: misplaced passes, incorrect offside decisions and general apparent malaise. The westandosaurus mainly preys on Bradley Johnsons. But anything wearing black and white is in danger, as long as the score remains 0-0. Minutes on the clock seemingly do not matter, 30mins into a season was recently recorded as the earliest attack by a westandosaurus. if you know a westandosaurus, please do not approach. They appear like they will use common interest to befriend, but at the first opportunity they will turn on all those you hold dear and suck the very optimism from your eye balls. Please treat with caution. Yours. Mos_Ram West Stand season ticket holder. There were three around me today. Two usual gobshites and a new, unwelcome bloke. He even started slapping advertising boarding at one point. In the West Stand! I sputtered some roast beef sandwich out in shock! I'm simply not having it in MY stand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Good early post , good name too , are we related ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Ram Posted August 6, 2016 Author Share Posted August 6, 2016 Not about being in 'my' stand @drgoodspeak. Having sat in the same stand since the stadium opened (apart from following away from home) it's all I have to use an example. It's nothing to do with ownership of the stand, but Derby are 'MY' club and I am damn proud to support them though the good and the bad. I find it sad that a section of our support take satisfaction from driving one or more of our players confidence into the ground, with the belief that this will actually help. Don't we all want the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Ram Posted August 6, 2016 Author Share Posted August 6, 2016 Only as brothers of the black and white army @mozza. My user name is reference to Mosborough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 36 minutes ago, drgoodspeak said: There were three around me today. Two usual gobshites and a new, unwelcome bloke. He even started slapping advertising boarding at one point. In the West Stand! I sputtered some roast beef sandwich out in shock! I'm simply not having it in MY stand... ...with English mustard, I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Phoenix said: ...with English mustard, I hope. Organic horseradish probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I think a few of these Westandosaurus types have joined the forum recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I believe there are several sub-species in eveidence now, the Grumblsaurus East, the venom-spitting-contempt-worm, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazloW Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 There is definitely one in Castleton... Biggest, most kissable one you will ever see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazloW Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 LOL I meant most 'miserable' one you'll ever see... Darn autocorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 You sure about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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