sage Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Him - Can I use your laptop? Me - Have you emptied the dishwasher like I asked you to? Him - No Me - (raise eyebrows) Him - Ok...do you want me to put the stuff away too? Me - (Blood pressure goes up 10 points) Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I wouldn't let any child near your laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 5 hours ago, i-Ram said: I wouldn't let any child near your laptop. I have to ask my child where the good stuff is on the internet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Ram Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Never going to have children for this reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaguarRam Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Kids are great. I remember the exciting times of trying to locate a transformer that had been wedged in the u bend of the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 My little one (3 1/2) has a habit of calling Gran (my mum) a Silly old Bird. She's got it from an episode of Peppa Pig I think and of course Gran laughed at it a couple of times, so it's become a thing now. Just hoping she doesn't start saying it to other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 We went on a trip to Wales last year. We were looking at some of the photos the other day, and I asked grace if she enjoyed it. Now, bear in mind, she is 6, and absolutely terrible at telling jokes, she really doesn't get jokes, so I thought this was quite impressive, whether she meant it as a joke or not. 'I do like Wales... But I prefer dolphins.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 My 6 year old said last week "When two men get married they can't make babies can they?" and then followed it up with "Unless one of them is a seahorse" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted June 30, 2016 Author Share Posted June 30, 2016 When they come downstairs at 9.30pm and throw you a blue T shirt they have got covered in paint and say 'I need that cleaned for tomorrow morning for sports day' They then proceed to explain why they can't wear the other 3 blue T shirts they have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Mrs Wolfie and I were discussing what to have for tea one morning last week. I said I'd like a pasta carbonara. My little one then turned to me and said "Yes, I'd like a Cara banana too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 My wife has been grinning for the last 24 hours. We were at a bit of a party in some friends garden. Lots of little uns running around. She put a big bow in the hair of one of them. Her mother said "who did that for you" .. My 60 year old wife was described as "The girl in the pink dress" which kind of does your ego a power of good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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