AndyinLiverpool Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 No more than usual. thank God for that. I was worried that I was coming across all reasonable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 The first to be taken out and shot in my rule would be history teachers who put apostrophes in decades. Derby were a dominant force in the early 1970 is. Or does it belong to the 1970? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I'd Nuke the mod room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Cooking well done steaks shall become a criminal offense and forever abolished with all historical records of said barbaric practice gathered, shredded, incinerated and packet into a missile launched toward the general direction of Alpha Centauri. Reeducation drives, propaganda, intimidation, demonization , uniforms, five year plans, long thundering speeches, mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minneapolis Town Tractor Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Erase all commercials / ads from Television (and webpages)Obliterate all gambing establishments from the face of the planetNo meat, only vegetariansProhibit anyone under 40 years of age from alcohol (city streets would be safer)The capacity to think what else to include for threads of this nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I would tape over the mouths of people who end each sentence with rising intonation.Bye-bye Bristolians, me luvver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Ban half fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 3, 2015 Author Share Posted September 3, 2015 Ban half fans. Why don't you want to come to games anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Ban half fans. How is one of those defined? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 It was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 In days of old when I was at primary school, we were asked what we'd do if we were Prime Minister. I replied 'I'd play cricket with tennis calls instead of cricket balls as cricket balls hurt'.I stand by that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 It was a joke. The whole thread is a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Ban clothes for the day - after nine years inside, the Naked Rambler's just been released (but doubtless not for long). Murderers and rapists end up in prison for far less time, but apparently the human body is something to be terrified of that should never be seen: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/politics-blog/11664860/Naked-rambler-why-have-we-spent-300000-imprisoning-this-harmless-eccentric.html Of course it helps that I'm a muscled, bronzed adonis. Oh, and as well as banning half-fans (see above), we definitely have to ban half-and-half scarves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Ban clothes for the day - after nine years inside, the Naked Rambler's just been released (but doubtless not for long). Murderers and rapists end up in prison for far less time, but apparently the human body is something to be terrified of that should never be seen: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/politics-blog/11664860/Naked-rambler-why-have-we-spent-300000-imprisoning-this-harmless-eccentric.html Of course it helps that I'm a muscled, bronzed adonis. Oh, and as well as banning half-fans (see above), we definitely have to ban half-and-half scarves... Half and half shirts are a much greater evil, they must go too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Half and half shirts are a much greater evil, they must go too.Blimey. Is there such a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Blimey. Is there such a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Oh no. I am depressed. Why? Why? WHYYYYYYYYY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Ban clothes for the day - after nine years inside, the Naked Rambler's just been released (but doubtless not for long). Murderers and rapists end up in prison for far less time, but apparently the human body is something to be terrified of that should never be seen: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/politics-blog/11664860/Naked-rambler-why-have-we-spent-300000-imprisoning-this-harmless-eccentric.html Of course it helps that I'm a muscled, bronzed adonis. Oh, and as well as banning half-fans (see above), we definitely have to ban half-and-half scarves... That's all well and good but he's missed his children growing up because he's too self involved to put on some clothes. Surely they should come first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I'd be allowed to randomly kill people who displease me. With a big ******* axe, and a brillo pad. Like the ******* DJ down the road for instance. One dead ****.You could always join ISIS needles. They do that kind of stuff.We'd miss you though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 That's all well and good but he's missed his children growing up because he's too self involved to put on some clothes. Surely they should come first.First, I apologize for putting a slightly serious slant on a fun thread. But having done that and needing to reply, I'd say anyone who believes in a cause would face the same dilemma. Should you campaign for universal suffrage and risk prison, or not bother to spend more time with your kids? Should you fight against apartheid or let it go to spend more time with your kids? If your cause is the right not to wear clothes (and I would say that it's irrational for society to force people to wear clothes), then you have to make the call as to how important that cause is to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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