Leicester Ram Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate who's a United fan says we should have gone with Pep Guardiola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Surely by now an archive of threads that turned into Punfests should be inaugurated on this site. It would alleviate mid winter blues after five nill defeats. Possible names for this thread would be:-Incentives to speed up Ince's transfer, the return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireRam Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate who's a United fan says we should have gone with Pep Guardiola.At least he would have brought a Barca style of play... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 4. All these puns are making me wince. Never heard that one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate, who incidentally is an expert in homonyms, herds pigs through a valley which is the only gap between two high mountains, and i heard him say that talks had reached an impasse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate who works on the market said talks have stalled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate ValleyRam told me Craig Bryson has had a vasectomy.Oh wait, wrong thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My other mate who erects marquees said that negotiations were intents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate who's a locksmith reckons talks are in deadlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lokidoki Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate who's a jailer reckons he's been InceCarsonated and they'll never release him from his Shackells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberRamber Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate who is a game keeper says the Tigers are scared of us poaching their best players as they are getting extremely rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My blind mate says he can't see which way this one is going to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Once we do eventually insigne him I'm going to Cech that the sources are reliable just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate who likes AC/DC reckons this could go either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My train driver pal is itk an reckons its close. His track record is excellent so I trust him on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 If all your mates have got it wrong they need something incerting in their rear orifices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDeadlySaul Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate who likes AC/DC reckons this could go either way.I hope he is off the Highway to Hull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberRamber Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate is a proctologist and he said its now just becoming a pain in the backside.HIS mate is a urologist and he reckons some of the fees are just a load of b.....ks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eustonstation Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My friend is a fisherman and he told me that we'll hook Ince on June 30 and he'll be keeping balls out of our net next season.He also said the Sammon's a bit off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Time to make sure that these posts are put into booklet form and issued to all those who have taken part. This thread could go on a National Tour. There are some very brilliant ones on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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