i-Ram Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 It seems to me that coach and train travel may be difficult tomorrow. I have an engine problem with my car, my bicycle has a slow puncture of the front wheel (and this would only get me to Reigate at best). My horse died a few weeks ago and there are 118 locks to get my barge through. I cannot fly because of fear brought on by recent events, and (this is the real bummer) my wife sold both my pogo stick and space hopper at a WI event last weekend. Silly cow.Can anybody suggest how I might be able to get to the match as I have really got a good "Sack the Board" song to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Mac may drop you off on his way to Newcastle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Walk ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 HitchhikeRent a mopedStart walking now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Walk ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Walk. Walk! Are you mad. Poor people walk. American Ram's suggestion of hitchhiking would be a good idea if I hadn't lost both my thumbs in a nasty Lathe related incident a few years back. Insensitive *******! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Build a Snowman and wait for him to come alive and fly you there hand in hand. We've all talked a lot about the idyllic "White Christmas", but I think a White Easter would be even more magical. You might even learn to sing on the way to the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Hot air balloon, if you run out of gas you could just talk and that'll keep you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Lol, like you've been near a working industrial machine in your life, is that how your valet lost his thumbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 The current world record for teleportation is up to 143 km, surely more than enough to make it to the Road to Wigan Pier: http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Space_Engineering_Technology/ESA_observatory_breaks_world_quantum_teleportation_recordSadly, if you don't like flying (even on a beam of light) then the record for teleporting using an optical fibre is only 25 km (http://sputniknews.com/world/20140922/193180814.html) so you might have to string a couple of those together.Bon Voyage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 The current world record for teleportation is up to 143 km, surely more than enough to make it to the Road to Wigan Pier: http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Space_Engineering_Technology/ESA_observatory_breaks_world_quantum_teleportation_recordSadly, if you don't like flying (even on a beam of light) then the record for teleporting using an optical fibre is only 25 km (http://sputniknews.com/world/20140922/193180814.html) so you might have to string a couple of those together.Bon Voyage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 How dare you RevDev. For a start my wife has a vibrator like a Kangohammer and it was me who built the Brighton Eye (although the ungrateful ******** changed the name from the Brighton i).I do not have a valet, indeed any paid servants. I have kids who fulfil all necessary housework needs, for very little cost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Beam me up Scotty. Get in touch with the star ship entrarprise and beam yourself there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I'm driving i-ram, fancy a lift?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Now I know you're fibbing, who's ever heard of kids with very little costs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 I'm driving i-ram, fancy a lift?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Looks like Daveo fixed iRams ipad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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