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it's going to be a 46 game season in the league, plus at least 2 cup games. Who gives a **** if we already have Martin? We had Martin this season, yet his injury left us struggling. Stop worrying about problems that aren't there and concentrate on the positives.

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Darren wants to sign for Derby, but he needs to see that he's really really wanted by the right fans, so he has laid down a challenge to the members of this site of which he is an avid fan and pledged that with every like this message receives the odds of him signing for DCFC will increase by a whopping 10%.  That's right, 10 likes will secure his contract signature, but hurry this limited offer will expire exactly one hour from now, so  do it for Darren and Derby and get Bent.

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Darren is very much disappointed in you lot, but as he recognizes that Ramos, Ambitious and Mostyn are the true heavyweights of this forum, he has graciously decided to double their vote value.  The chances of him signing are therefor 60%.  No, being on the toilet for an hour or on a internet date, playing pocket billiards or having any kind of life aside from hanging out at this place will not be accepted as a valid excuse.

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We love you Darren! (in a blokey way of course,  unless we're Lady or Mrs Ram that is:cool:)

Hope you're following this thread and look forward to seeing you in Rams colours next season.

PS... I was never that keen on the Claret and Blues anyway, but if Christian Benteke fancies a spell with a good Championship  team put in a good word for us!

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