Day Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 We all do it, so why is it frowned upon? If I'm sat downstairs and I have an itch caused by a bogie, do I really need to walk upstairs to get some tissue to wrap around my finger before having a wipe? Your nail goes through it anyway 9 times out of 10 and now you're trying to scrape a bogie out from under your nail making the whole procedure a drawn out saga when you could have sat downstairs, gave it a quick wipe, rolled it, flicked it and be done. And that's another thing, the roll and flick, would you prefer it if I ate it? There's far worse on your floors than a rolled up bogie, chances are it will stick to your sock and get washed off in the laundry. Farting is another but I don't want to go off topic here, who really goes to the bathroom just to fart? If I went and came back 30 seconds later I would face the awkward questions, change your mind did you? Nah just needed to fart. That's more awkward and doesn't get the laugh the sound of a fart gives people. Like I say tho off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 My car is a graveyard for the once living bogey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Filthy swines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 26, 2015 Author Share Posted January 26, 2015 Filthy swines You don't pick your nose? How does one clean their nostrils? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It's fine picking you nose... But you have serious issues when you start inserting bogies into your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Snort the bugger out, much more fun than picking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 high in protein... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashz09 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Every now and again if no one is looking I sometimes eat it haha! More boredom then anything. God can't believe I admitted that.. Most of the time I roll it up and flick it some where. Once I flicked one so good it stuck to the window my sister just washed it. She was a bit mad when she seen it so I said it was the kids . With regards to farting I never let my missus farts she goes to the bathroom to turn the tap on and let go so to speak lol.. My friend said once that he never felt the same after his missus farted and ever since not one of my girlfriends have farted otherwise I might 'Go off them' lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 There's no wonder people make fun of this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Yes I do it on occasion I must admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralRam Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Eating it is good for the immune system. So eat your bogeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I roll the wet ones between my fingers till they dry out and go hard , then flick them towards the bin .. i blame the dog for farts .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 The mistake here appears to be the failure to use some tisse/toilet papaer / kitchen roll to get it out on the first place. get it out, fold the paper over it a couple of times then stick it in the bin when you get a chance. My fingers never make contact with my own bogey (or anyone else's) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Oh puhleeese! this topic is gross unless all the posters are aged between 12 and 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Oh puhleeese! this topic is gross unless all the posters are aged between 12 and 15 Do you mean the mental age ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 No the mental age would be 5, sniggering at words like "knickers" and "moistness" and " diarrhoeia" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 No the mental age would be 5, sniggering at words like "knickers" and "moistness" and " diarrhoeia" Hehe...you said knickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 No the mental age would be 5, sniggering at words like "knickers" and "moistness" and " diarrhoeia" "Moistness"? Really? Never a comedy word. Pooh maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 What are your thoughts on the faux par of itching your arse then picking your nose? Obviously it's the other way around normally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 You don't pick your nose? How does one clean their nostrils? Cotton buds. Thought everyone knew that? And I can't believe somebody has fessed up to eating their nose contents? Man that's beyond gross, ya scruffy acky pigdog!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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