ladyram Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 We'll end up barred. Well Sage will for twangin his whatsit. Pigdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 We'll move to Shakespeare's down saddlergate. 1. I used to be a woman 2. I like to insert sausages in my rectum 3. I've used glory holes in Marketon Park toilets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 no, I can squeeze them out of my hands, remind me in the Brunny. Have you considered to try Britain's got the talent show ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Simon Cowell would be sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 We'll move to Shakespeare's down saddlergate. 1. I used to be a woman 2. I like to insert sausages in my rectum 3. I've used glory holes in Marketon Park toilets What's the point of cheating? You have to tell at least ONE lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 1. I appeared on 'This is your life' 2. I've met Andrew Strauss 3. I've run 12 marathons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I was once mistaken for a German comedian on a beach in Alcudia and posed for pictures with loads of teenage German girls. I can make farting noises by squeezing my palms together. I have an arrangement with Daveo where he lets me tinker with the log on system for the forum once a month I can't believe you haven't been mistaken for a German Comedian more than just the once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I can't believe you haven't been mistaken for a German Comedian more than just the once.http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastian_Pastewka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I didn't realise there were German comedians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Well, the ladies like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 His trademarks included quirky, off-beat characters such as fruity sex talk show host Brisko Schneider and Ottmar Zittlau, an unemployed, sweatsuit-wearing dimwit. Got the last part nailed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I had a girlfriend who used to go out with Jarvis Cocker I was Ronnie Webster's favourite player I farted next to Jeffrey Holland in a pub toilet who said 'more tea Vicar?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I've had more electric shocks than hot dinners I drive a big vehicle to over compensate for something. I'm great in bed Lie true true I have seen the big pick up truck and your Mrs says you're better in bed than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Well, the ladies like him. Great avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 1. I appeared on 'This is your life' 2. I've met Andrew Strauss 3. I've run 12 marathons 2 and 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I had a girlfriend who used to go out with Jarvis Cocker I was Ronnie Webster's favourite player I farted next to Jeffrey Holland in a pub toilet who said 'more tea Vicar?' 1 and 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 1 and 3 Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 1 and 3 Sorry I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I win? Just like Boycie at pool, you lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Just like Boycie at pool, you lose Bugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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