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1. I've looked inside Boycie's mancave.

2. Ladyram has admired my sausage.

3. I have an injunction against Ramnut stalking me.

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What sort of sausage?

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Back on topic.....

 

I was engaged to be married to Katie Hill the TV presenter from BLue Peter fame

 

I have met Roman Abramovic and asked him to invest in Derby County and he agreed.

 

I have met Lionel Messi and asked him to play for Derby County and he agreed.

Hi mate..

 

1 and 3 correct?

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I was engaged to be married to Katie Hill the TV presenter from BLue Peter fame

 

I have met Roman Abramovic and asked him to invest in Derby County and he agreed.

 

I have met Lionel Messi and asked him to play for Derby County and he agreed.

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Interesting lot you all are when it comes down to it...Muspache I reckon you might have been given a " Blue Peter Badge".. I will buy that Abramovich thinks Derbski is more interesting proposition than Chelsea. Well you would wouldnt you, given a proper choice...

So Messi would be the odd one out. He wouldnt want to come to Derby for numerous reasons... Manager too orange for example.

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Angry...spot on..

 

I met Messi in Basel once when Barca played there and via a translator (Thierry Henry) i asked him if he would sign for Derby before he quit football and he promised me he would.....

 

I have acutally met Abrmovic and i did tell him his money would be better spent at Derby but he just laughed and said that he has none left after spending it all at Chelsea...

 

Katie Hill....well thats a story for a few pints one evening.

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Killed it.

Just for information purposes, the second statement was the fabrication. I'd just caught a repeat of embarrassing bodies so used a case for inspiration.

Thank god for that.

I was struggling to make a selection, but was disturbed by the idea of sitting next to someone with a huge bell end.

Not that the @rse wiping bit makes for comfortable reading.

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