AmericanRam Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 My friend from high school wants me to give the sex talk with her son Layton who is seven and has been harassing her about where do babies come from.I told her I would,but am quite nervous about it. I know this is usually a parents job,but she is a single mother with no real family to speak of and has been my friend for several years. For those who have kids, or anyone else, how should I go about this? He is a very intelligent young man so I need to treat him as such.I am nervous talking about sex and pregnancy with a kid this young so any tips are appreciated. Thanks mates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Tell him straight and truthfully. Babies are delivered by Storks. It's not always simple though. Avoiding the traps set by Angelina Jolie and Madonna requires great concentration and considerable flying skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Our schools do that for us, mind you don't think it's at 7. I would fob him off until the official time that the local authorities think sex education is right. Let him enjoy his child hood before having to worry about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 ... and in the meantime , you can practice on his mum .. just kidding mate , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Trust you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 admit it , you were thinkin' it .. anyway , i don't reckon it's the little lad at all , it's AR who needs the advice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 ... and in the meantime , you can practice on his mum .. just kidding mate , You terrible pigdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 You terrible pigdog. Well , i was always told 'practice what you preach'.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 "Babies happen when you do unspeakable things to women, just like I'm going to to your mother as payment for being forced into this awkward conversation with a child" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Behave now ya perverts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I can remember being terrified of the thought of having to kiss a girl when you got married in front of all them people. I'd of died if I'd been told what I'd got to put where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 My friend from high school wants me to give the sex talk with her son Layton who is seven and has been harassing her about where do babies come from.I told her I would,but am quite nervous about it. I know this is usually a parents job,but she is a single mother with no real family to speak of and has been my friend for several years. For those who have kids, or anyone else, how should I go about this? He is a very intelligent young man so I need to treat him as such.I am nervous talking about sex and pregnancy with a kid this young so any tips are appreciated. Thanks mates Show him Debbie Does Dallas and tell him that's how it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Leave him with a laptop and hub bookmarked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umyl-wWRkJ4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 Thanks mates for ummm...the recommendations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Don't do it face to face. Send Layton 30 to 40 short emails throughout the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 ... and in the meantime , you can practice on his mum .. just kidding mate , Well, my girlfriend is pretty adventurous and my friend is quite attractive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabber Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 "I could never understand it with the size difference and what if the bird gets stung half way through..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Ive got a DVD I can Fed Ex to you.. Only problem is it's got some dwarfs in it. Wait till Christmas and show them then.. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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