David Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Ordered your shopping online for the morning, that morning had the biggest smelliest dump that fills the house with its odour and you're desperately wafting air through as the shopping could be here any minute? Didn't realise at the time it was a stinker, just came downstairs sat in the front room, then went to get a drink 10 minutes later. At first I thought the cats had done one in the house, I've never been so disgusted with what's come out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Bloody ell Daveo .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 How are you in charge again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 2, 2013 Author Share Posted September 2, 2013 Shopping has just been, I tried to look him in the eyes and give him that sorry look but I think he might think I fancied him or something, was an awkward situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 no, but I've just had my first ever Monday morning poo at work, which in itself became a toilet-roll treasure hunt game as I visited more toilet blocks than George Michael in search of puppy-soft paper to wipe me arse on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Another poo thread ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 My last poo had an air of pickled onion Monster Munch about it. I hadn't eaten any which makes it all the odder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 no, but I've just had my first ever Monday morning poo at work, which in itself became a toilet-roll treasure hunt game as I visited more toilet blocks than George Michael in search of puppy-soft paper to wipe me arse on! If you're good at something, never do it for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 On the topic of poo, stayed the night at a friends and left him a massive present in the toilet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 How can you lower your keks without checking the toilet roll? School boy error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 How can you lower your keks without checking the toilet roll? School boy error. not necessarily. Work updated the bog roll holders to them big plastic circular types. You couldn't see what was inside, a quick glance would confirm a roll, but carefully placed, one sheet could fool you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 not necessarily. Work updated the bog roll holders to them big plastic circular types. You couldn't see what was inside, a quick glance would confirm a roll, but carefully placed, one sheet could fool you...... Could fool a fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 not necessarily. Work updated the bog roll holders to them big plastic circular types. You couldn't see what was inside, a quick glance would confirm a roll, but carefully placed, one sheet could fool you...... Always throw a few sheets down the loo pre-poo to stop any nasty splashes. Other advantage is that the sneakily placed single sheet is rumbled before you get down to business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I pride myself on making the other half gag for the last so many weeks, makes me laugh! Daveo you should of looked him in the eyes, your a real man and your smell would of confirmed this to the bloke who dropped your shopping off! You could of shared a "man moment" Apologies just re-read this and I feel I must make it clear that I make my wife gag with the smell of my poo in the morning, not by any other means!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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