froggg Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 The tossers are going for the draw with that pitch.....still we'd do the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 How to kill test cricket - Prepare flat unresponsive pitches to ensure big scores and no results. Define a 'good pitch' as one where loads of runs are scored. Fill commentary and press boxes with ex-batsmen who cream themselves over such pitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 How to kill test cricket - Prepare flat unresponsive pitches to ensure big scores and no results. Define a 'good pitch' as one where loads of runs are scored. Fill commentary and press boxes with ex-batsmen who cream themselves over such pitches. I hope you're not having a go at shy, modest, retiring Geoffrey. A model of reticence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Mind you, Geoffrey could score triple centuries on a rutted field with a stick of rhubarb. .. . . . . . . . . . .. Or was that his grandmother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodleyRam Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 What is the point in a pitch like that?! I suppose from the NZ perspective from this point it's either a draw of an England loss, so you can see why they'd do it but it just makes a mockery of the whole process! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabber Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 NZ 227-1 :wacko: Pitch flat as a pancake. Makes for boring test matches. I liked Bumble's quote "as flat as a London pint!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Flat as a witch's tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I hope you're not having a go at shy, modest, retiring Geoffrey. A model of reticence. To be fair, Geoffrey berated the pitch as a waste of time and attacked NZ's lack of ambition in going for a third draw. Our players have to get their chins off the floor and try some creative thinking. We took wickets in India yet seem to get narked when New Zealand don't throw their wickets away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Much better start 289/3, Williamson and Taylor out today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 A hard days night ahead..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butthead Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Pitch is ridiculous but why on earth did Cook elect to bowl? Finn is no Tremlett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Remember this name overnight.......Monty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butthead Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 wow great catch Prior! Monty? hit for 6, then 4, 2 balls later he gets a caught and bowled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 297-4 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 wow great catch Prior! Monty? hit for 6, then 4, 2 balls later he gets a caught and bowled you in for the long haul.... B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butthead Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I am now! McCullum gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butthead Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 oops, review Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 bugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butthead Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 right decision so no complaints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 These muppets won't look quite so good in England in a few weeks time..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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