Mostyn6

I have to assume you're not familiar with Micky Flanagan's breakthrough tour, 
 

https://www.etis.ford.com/vehicleRegSelector.do
Use this website put your vin or number plate in and it should give you the list of optional extras the car came with. Some models get less info than others but it might show you on there, worth a try

I have loads of full sized ford wheels, my mate works at a local ford dealer, apparently they are running short of those space saver ones though 

Anyway,  my newly acquired Ford hadn't even got a space saver wheel in the boot,  just a wheel shaped piece of polystyrene and a stupid can of tyre inflating substance,  soon ousted that and spent 40 quid on a space saver 
Edit :- ive not checked if it's still there tho.. 

Just give him his wheel back , FFs @Mostyn6

Could I add (for Mostyn's benefit) the car went back for a cracked mirror indicator lense and the air con to be re gassed. They had no business opening the boot. 

when you visit the trap at work for a nice relaxing poo, and there is evidence on the seat the previous occupant had a severely sweaty arse! 
Not sure why I find this so disturbing and not the fact that he was there pooing!
anyway, @David loves a good poo talk.

when someone makes a massive effort to pull out of a junction ahead of you, as if you might delay them getting to their destination in time, to then not speed up at all, forcing you to half your speed, even when you aren't speeding.
Simply, if you're not going to go as fast as me, then get behind me, not in front. Muppet! Grrrr

What on the M42?

not so much annoys, as saddens.
I get randomly saddened by seeing dead foxes in the road. I don't get so saddened by badgers, but foxes are visibly dogs to me, especially the cubs. There's one on the M42, looks like it's asleep on the central reservation, it's been there weeks and makes me sad every morning.

never ate carrot cake until I was about 36 when a friend made one. Like Wolfie, I believed it was going to taste of carrot. Now I love it! 

never ate carrot cake until I was about 36 when a friend made one. Like Wolfie, I believed it was going to taste of carrot. Now I love it! 

Sorry mate, but using the word "delish" gets you nominated in this thread.

Are you telling me I've been avoiding spotted dick for nothing?

when you visit the trap at work for a nice relaxing poo, and there is evidence on the seat the previous occupant had a severely sweaty arse! 
Not sure why I find this so disturbing and not the fact that he was there pooing!
anyway, @David loves a good poo talk.

when someone makes a massive effort to pull out of a junction ahead of you, as if you might delay them getting to their destination in time, to then not speed up at all, forcing you to half your speed, even when you aren't speeding.
Simply, if you're not going to go as fast as me, then get behind me, not in front. Muppet! Grrrr

when someone makes a massive effort to pull out of a junction ahead of you, as if you might delay them getting to their destination in time, to then not speed up at all, forcing you to half your speed, even when you aren't speeding.
Simply, if you're not going to go as fast as me, then get behind me, not in front. Muppet! Grrrr

when someone makes a massive effort to pull out of a junction ahead of you, as if you might delay them getting to their destination in time, to then not speed up at all, forcing you to half your speed, even when you aren't speeding.
Simply, if you're not going to go as fast as me, then get behind me, not in front. Muppet! Grrrr

dead Onion skin.
No matter how carefully I do things, I always find bits of the crispy, brittle, dry onion skin on the kitchen floor. Even when peeled inside a bag!

I am getting increasingly annoyed by Goal celebrations. Jesse Lingard is a grade a nobcheese at the moment.

I am getting increasingly annoyed by Goal celebrations. Jesse Lingard is a grade a nobcheese at the moment.

I can see this developing into its own thread.

when you order a omelette on the Friday sandwich-run, and the thick twits make it and put it in a cob! I'm now eating a bacon, mushroom and cheese cob. It's surprisingly nice though!  

Not so much annoying as rather sad and disturbing ... The apps that change your face in photos, via minor distortions and reforming. Not as a joke but seriously. 
My niece does it and it seems most of her friends and contemporaries seem to as well.  Thinning out faces, making eyes bigger, airbrushed skin and then they put them on Facebook like "this is me" There is something slightly creepy about it. Bothers me that so many seem unhappy with their own faces and it goes beyond just a bit of slap and wanting to look your best which we all do.  
or am I Just an old goat ? 

don't be a c.... This is part of my every day vocabulary, in a mockney accent.