Ram-Alf

2nd game of the season for me...whoop whoop 😁 I'll echo RadioactiveWastes comment on the Ambulance chasing Yank

Just sit back and enjoy the ride 😉 Failing that...have a break...have a Kit Kat 👍

Pedantic mode on here 😉, I'd say...they're clear on goal as there's no defender, So it's two on 0, But then a Cob in Derby is a Bap, Barm cake, Bead roll or Bun in ilkley 😁

Here you go

This pretty much sums up my thoughts 👍 Collins 2 misses were cancelled out by their 2 misses, Red card changed the game and we took control but still they had some opportunities, PW didn't look that happy after the win, Still sees things that will be worked on, And in fairness this also goes for all teams, Not seeing DCFC since the opening game I get most of the info off here or the highlights, Posters and some players still saying there's more to come from this squad, A saying that's been said for a couple of months now, Yet we are producing results, Scoring goals and conceding less from "not very convincing displays" 🤷‍♂️ Not hitting a 5th gear or going into overdrive says we're either very fortunate/clinical or the teams we're playing are poor, Now we're only a few weeks away from the transfer window opening, Players will come in and players will go, Getting those right players in will define our season...imo and that could/will be the difference between promotion or another season in League1

3rd goal crazy, Defending with non at the back, Yes yes they were going for a goal...but got spanked for doing so, Then we nearly did it again...4 Derby players sprinting to get in the box...👏 https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/13026742/leyton-orient-0-3-derby-league-one-highlights

Well done all, Just to put a dampener on things I'm at the game against Wycombe, 2nd game this season so guaranteed an EFL Trophy Final Ticket 😁 I despise Wycombe and there bleeding car park 😡

I never thought it as that Mucker 😁, It's a custom brought over from Austria by my Mother, The Walnuts are for Dancer and Prancer and the Sausage is for Kris Kringle. In Spain some of the single Women in the hope of finding a Man in the new year leave a can of Pop near their Cat for when he drops in, A Swig of Pop and a Stroke of her Pussy they hope will do the trick, They call him Fanta Claws 😁

I have these ready for when I put my tree up

My the word "Legend" is being bandied about a bit today 🙄

Add in the OG and this being John Moss's last game...calling it a fluke I may have gone a little easy on the dogs 😊

Ah the come back, The EFL relegated us not Rooney, The EFL had it in for us with Leeds and Villa when we went against the EFLs new Sky deal, They despised us for it, Villa/Leeds got promotion, Morris fiddled while Derby burnt, The EFL cooked up a scheme where we couldn't get a Covid loan, Then went on to support Middlesboro and Wycombe who both wanted payments, Quantuma who were supposed to look after our interests...Then agreed not to appeal our points deduction if the EFL drew a line under out punishment. As Jimmy Cricket would say...come here there's more...much more, But you hang onto the fairy story you think what happened, And we'll tell you what really happened. Cooper...Legend

Fluking the playoff final, Spunking 100s of millions of £s on sh!t, Winning 1 game in 11, Sitting on the edge of relegation, Playing shyte football and now telling his friends he's expecting the sack. Some Fecking legend

With circa 40k fans wanting tickets and at Wembley...I have better things to do 😁

There's a reason why Clement was sacked and it aint nowt to do with "the Derby way" 😉

Her dog is guarding it 😁

Here you go 😁 or

A few weeks back I'd say the dogs were safe as there are 3 worse teams in the EPL...BUT!, I expect SUFC to be relegated, Everton to move upwards, So that leaves Burnley, Luton and Bournemouth with the dogs to fight for the 2 remaining slots, With agents pissed off with not being paid, Agents advising their players not to sign for them, A run of 1 win in 10 games, A manager under pressure, Fans booing, The only thing to top all this would be...the City Ground mysteriously catching

He's a busted flush that's not wired right, Still only 30 and trying to pull a fast one, He bought it in Old Trafford for £50 🙄 that £50 cost him almost £2k 👍 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-67612757

It's no surprise really is it for HeckingBOTTOM to lose his job, The noise around Sheffield is the new manager will be HeckingTOP I'll get me Poncho

It's a case of needs must I guess Eddie, The mechanic where I take my car advised If he was me he'd sell while I might get a fare price, I thought all day Friday shall I...shan't I, I have a bus pass, Where I live I have all that this "old un" needs, Shops, Doctors, Boozer(if wanted)Chemist, Birds bakery. I can walk/bus to Lidl at the Barracks to get my German sausage 😁 and the Daughter said she can take me to Aldi if needed, That'll be when I stock up on stuff. £500 a year for Tax/insurance and MOT then fuel(not a lot)on top is it worth keeping a car 🤷‍♂️, Looking on ebay last night at one of these get a bike...job done ☺️

Yeh it's a fecking nightmare init 😁

J Edgar would arrest him 😁

Had a call from Greta Thunberg this Morning, She's got herself a new job at We Buy Any Car in Derby, Took it to her and she gave me a good price...£2600, Deal or no Deal, I thought long and hard about our environment and took the offer. She gave me 2 free tickets to any Environmental Protest march in the UK...we shall over come, We shall over come...some day 😁 I'm now a Bus Wa**er 🤓 😁