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Ibby

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  1. 5 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

    13:45  Park up at Jaguar (The old Cattle Market site), point and coo at a couple of cars, then ask to see a salesman.
    13:50  Accept the kind offer of a posh coffee and a chat.
    14:15  Tell them you need to go for a walk and have a think about it.  Throw in the phrase "As it's a big commitment", to make it more believable(1).
    14:40  Arrive at ground.
    17:15  Just pop back in to the salesman, and tell him you'll discuss with the missus, and call him back on Monday.  Ask for his business card, to make it more believable(2)
    17:18  Drive away.

     

    I've been doing this for years.

     

    ...Obviously, I had to fake an interest in live cattle back in the day, but the principle is the same!

    Surely that cant be happening again and again. You may have got away with it once properly.  Nice little story..

  2. 5 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

    13:45  Park up at Jaguar (The old Cattle Market site), point and coo at a couple of cars, then ask to see a salesman.
    13:50  Accept the kind offer of a posh coffee and a chat.
    14:15  Tell them you need to go for a walk and have a think about it.  Throw in the phrase "As it's a big commitment", to make it more believable(1).
    14:40  Arrive at ground.
    17:15  Just pop back in to the salesman, and tell him you'll discuss with the missus, and call him back on Monday.  Ask for his business card, to make it more believable(2)
    17:18  Drive away.

     

    I've been doing this for years.

     

    ...Obviously, I had to fake an interest in live cattle back in the day, but the principle is the same!

    Surely that cant be happening again and again. You may have got away with it once properly.  Nice little story..

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