Parsnip

Your mate's hair is pretty cool, but his pinky purpley curly beard is something else!

It's all about adding tone innit. 
What I hate is people (if you can call them people), who write paragraph after paragraph without using a single full stop. 
I mean wtf is that about?!?!?!
These 'people' are the worst kind of scum.
That's not aimed at you @ramit.

It's all about adding tone innit. 
What I hate is people (if you can call them people), who write paragraph after paragraph without using a single full stop. 
I mean wtf is that about?!?!?!
These 'people' are the worst kind of scum.
That's not aimed at you @ramit.

One more complaint before i pass out from cognac
What's with the ??? ?  Is that a question questioning the question?  Is it more of a question?  Is it a demanding question?
And this !!!.  What the heck is that?  Exclamation of the last exclamation and then another exclamation in exclamation of the second one?
Don't get me started on 4's and 5's
And ?!?!?!  What in God's name does that mean?
If you want to make a point, then make a point.  If you want to ask a question, ask
i bet these same folks wave their hands all over the place when describing what they had for lunch
This is not aimed at you Parsnip
Uhh, yes it is
?
 

I don’t know what you mean??? Poor @Parsnip!!!

If you are in Iceland, you can, as we are a demanding bunch
i so agree with you, breast is for the rest
 

Can you ask for just legs and thighs??? I didn't know that. That breast piece is inedible.

Black Bomber Cheddar with home made chilli jam.

Black Bomber Cheddar with home made piccalilli.

I feel like a new thread is needed for the new year, “Rate my dinner”, none of these posts without pics. I prefer rating others over cooking myself, not that I’m not capable, some will have seen with my mash cake a few weeks back which was sublime.
If we can give some guidance to those that are new to the kitchen like Froggg and still learning how to handle a spatula.

Christmas pudding trifle all ready for tomorrow,
Roast Goose and Pork for dinner.

He's not normally known for his one liners but i've just seen Jose Mourinho saying Man Utd can still finish 4th this season.
Kept a straight face and everything!

That lamb looks all pink and glazed by that boozy gravy. I'd marry you @froggg or at least I'd marry whoever cooks your food. 
I had pasta with chedder cheese and chilli seeds for my tea. FFS.

Proper Sunday dinner, roast shoulder of  Dorset Lamb, roast spuds and parsnips, winter vegetables and a red wine and port gravy, all washed down with a glass of Rioja Tinto.
 

Wow the standard of comedy coming out of birmingham just gets...

...well, it's of a consistent standard.

Wow the standard of comedy coming out of birmingham just gets...

...well, it's of a consistent standard.

Wow the standard of comedy coming out of birmingham just gets...

...well, it's of a consistent standard.

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £2.00
A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £2.40
A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.15
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. 

True story...
I told my mate that I was a big fan of Beyoncé.
He said, “Whatever floats your boat..."
I said, “No, that’s buoyancy!”

Move along now Boycie, there's a new man in town... I've fixed that for you!

I bought a dry fryer from McArthur Glen. I used it once and I said to the mother in law that I wished I hadn't bought it because it was too big for the kitchen. So she took it to her house. She just took it. She literally just told her husband to put it in their car as they were leaving. It was like £100 And she just took it. It's in her kitchen now. I still can't believe it.

I bought a dry fryer from McArthur Glen. I used it once and I said to the mother in law that I wished I hadn't bought it because it was too big for the kitchen. So she took it to her house. She just took it. She literally just told her husband to put it in their car as they were leaving. It was like £100 And she just took it. It's in her kitchen now. I still can't believe it.

I bought a dry fryer from McArthur Glen. I used it once and I said to the mother in law that I wished I hadn't bought it because it was too big for the kitchen. So she took it to her house. She just took it. She literally just told her husband to put it in their car as they were leaving. It was like £100 And she just took it. It's in her kitchen now. I still can't believe it.

I bought a dry fryer from McArthur Glen. I used it once and I said to the mother in law that I wished I hadn't bought it because it was too big for the kitchen. So she took it to her house. She just took it. She literally just told her husband to put it in their car as they were leaving. It was like £100 And she just took it. It's in her kitchen now. I still can't believe it.

I bought a dry fryer from McArthur Glen. I used it once and I said to the mother in law that I wished I hadn't bought it because it was too big for the kitchen. So she took it to her house. She just took it. She literally just told her husband to put it in their car as they were leaving. It was like £100 And she just took it. It's in her kitchen now. I still can't believe it.