neil62uk

It's each to their own how they bet  what works for some doesn't  work for others  but a winning bet is a winning bet   

I bet on goals   at the start of play Derby v Cardiff Wednesday night 

over  0.5 goals in the first half was  1/2 on   put my £50 on ... well done waggy  

£25 profit ... now I've got  £75  

with 20 mins to go same night Juventus 0 Barcalona 1 ... over 1.5 goals 4/6 on  well done Messi returns of £125 

Obviously  it doesn't always work ...but remember a lot can happen in 45 mins 

1 hour ago, Wolfie20 said:

Sounds like she wants some attention - you need to buck your ideas up

I'm busy with my knock off ?

Should have kept him on for another month ...!!!! 

I guess Chris Hughton will have them promoted via November 

3 minutes ago, Anag Ram said:

It's their tourist board slogan. 

Liverpool - just that little bit more poo than Manchester. 

It does make my heart bleed that both are poo ?...long may it reign in Manchester 

Hats of to Man Utd for abiding to the government rules yesterday by only letting 6 in ...!!! 

But typically Liverpool whom are a law unto themselves  broke the rules ?

Great goal fest 

Hope you all watched Patrice Evra,s meltdown   ?

15 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said:

Filthy bar steward that Bailly. Stamped on Kane first half and now tried to do Son's achilles. What a banker!

The score will make him forget it ?

Just now, SKRam said:

Must admit I really enjoy listening to Neville oh lord there’s another goal! 

It just gets better FIVE ALIVE ?

Great first half  Man U 1   Spurs 4 ?  love it ...  Even Gary Neville,s mundane excuses are funny 

If they lose today ... surely they,LL have a PROMOTION PARTY as per usual ?

Went to my girl - friends funeral yesterday 

Met her parents for the first time 

What a pair of miserable B--T--D.S 

they are !!!!

Two Thai  women asked me if I wanted to sleep with the both   as it would be like winning the lottery they said ...!!!

they where right  as we had 6 matching balls .... !!!

I arrived home yesterday with a bouquet of red roses  

My gf said what you done wrong now ...? 

I replied ..I've slept with your sister 

Gf shouts  YOU'VE SLEPT WITH MY SISTER  AND YOU THINK A POXY BOUQUET OF ROSES WILL EXCUSE WHAT YOUVE DONE 

I replied WHAT THE F - - K ARE YOU ON ABOUT ....THE ROSES ARE FOR YOUR SISTER ...!!!!!

Whom is the tall lad number 9 on his back  scored twice in the under 18,s  4 - 3 victory over Newcastle  ... I'm sure he as the makings  of a new Roger Davies 

Just put all my old dogging equipment up for sale on Ebay 

so far I've had NO BIDS  but have 138 watching ...!!!! 

When people ask the obvious  just for the sake of speaking  and their response is just as daft as the question they've asked 

Examples  being ....

On a night out ... Hello what you doing here  ... Or  fancy seeing you here ..!!!

Is it cold or is it me ...!!!

Your unfortunate to have broken a part of your torso and a plaster cast is showing  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ...!!!!

You see someone you know in Drs surgery you can guarantee THEY,LL SAY ..HELLO ARE YOU ALRIGHT ..!!!

My G/Fs. classic   Are you asleep Neil ...?  I was until you woke me up ..!!!

A knock on the door ...I wonder whom that is ...!!!! 

Someone as passed away  you pass on the sad information  to a friend  their reply  I WAS ONLY TALKING TO HIM A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO ..!!

Whilst in a restaurant  you've taken the first bite ... waitresses comes across and says IS YOUR MEAL ALRIGHT SIR ...!!!!

The list is endless and could carry on ...but the GF as just asked me if I'm watching the TV  as my head is burried in my phone on the Derby forum ?

19 minutes ago, Olton Ram said:

No, he's still a Ram. He's doing his best to delay Sheff Wed overtaking us in the table. 

And Paterson as made it 2 

That BAMFORD again ?

Went to the library last week 

asked for a book on Shakespeare ..!!!

Librarian replies  WHICH ONE SIR ..?

I replied  WILLIAM  you thick imbecile ....!!!

No thank you 

34 minutes ago, Joe said:

my fear is that Eddie Howe will take over

Think logical ..... Forest wouldn't have the common  sense  to employ him ?  IF or WHEN  they rid  Lamouchi   I'm sure they'll  employ  another unknown from overseas  

Got a message off a women whom resides  near me .... it read 

" Hi Neil , Hubby is at work , I fancy some HOT ACTION  please come round 

so i went round and gave her my IRONING .... !!!!

to be honest  I'd like to see a couple of more signings   ..plus  I can see possibly two departure,s ...   i.ll make my mind up in a couple of months ?

Just now, RadioactiveWaste said:

It's a radical reverse promotion!

 

Oh I get it now a Derby fan as explained  the difference ? ...those Dogs have us believe all these myths