McRainy

Fascist! 

Six year old boys called Hugo. 

Also a good idea, is if someone is yawning repeatedly and/or loudly, then stick something unpleasant in their mouth, like your finger, a ruler or a pen.  
It will soon change their behaviour 

That was not my intention, just trying to be clearer what we're referring to. 
Yes, my anxiety levels vary, and most of the time I find ways of getting round it. My point was really that it's not something that's going to be improved by gaining a better skill set, or somehow 'trying harder', so I bristle slightly when those kinds of solutions are implied. 

It may well be. I've no doubt there are a massive amount of different forms of anxiety. I would never dismiss anyone's personal anxiety though, as being less important to another persons. 
Hopefully, you are not always unable to leave the house to buy milk. So yours seems to come and go? Not sure how often. Do you have any idea why it's sometimes an issue, and sometimes not? I'm more use to the permanent version, but mine is nothing to do with buying milk. Mines also easily avoided, and I'm a master of doing that. Probably taking the easy way out, but at least I can live with that! 

Scott Arms?

My dad used to be an auditor and he was on audit at some company in Derby. The board of directors were all crusty old blokes and dad ended up standing next to one at the urinals. This old boy finishes, takes out his handkerchief, dabs his pecker dry, neatly folds up the hankie and puts it back in his top pocket! That’s a whole new level of grimness.
 

Also why do people wear their watch either he face down so all most people see is the strap?  It makes people look like nutters. 
Never trust anyone that wears a watch like that 

Probably mentioned this before but it still annoys me....uk tv programmes/news using kilometres per hour for speed or distance. Means nothing to us....use miles/mph!

That's hardly a recommendation for the beer though. 
Another good discovery is Durdle Door, by Dorset Brewing Company. Very drinkable best bitter at 5%.

If it gets too bad, you may have to take emergency shelter in the Square an Compass. Opens in 30 seconds.

Your knee has shrunk

Why does everyone up here have a bloody dog. Keep tripping over the bloody things.
Much prefer them on a roof out of the way.

Middle class Londoners on holiday in Dorset. 

I hate it when you dominate a first half but don't take your chances and lose to a last minute goal.
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...and what sort of parents let their 6 year old kid get a tattoo? Shocking. Lock 'em up and throw away the key.

Sisters fella’s kid just got hit with a pelter! ??

Square and Compass in all it’s glory ?

Reading away. Pink shorts shocker.
 

It could be argued that if Mostyn is paying that much attention to other drivers' wing mirrors then he himself isn't paying due care and attention to his own driving or the road ahead! Anyway, whatever, I'm not here to have a dig at him really.
Today's idiot driver deserving of my opprobrium performed a near perfect showcase of one of my pet peeves - people who don't properly adapt their speed when joining an A road from a (decent length) slip road. I've mentioned this before.
It's OK mate, you just trundle along the entire length of the slip road at 50mph during rush hour with me stuck behind you, it's not like you're going (and subsequently I'm going) 10-15mph slower than the duck-off 40 tonne lorry closing in on us or anything. Who d'ya think he going to crush first if you don't get a move on?
Funnily enough there is such a thing as driving too slowly.