Malagaram

No,I got very lazy in my old age,we have a fantastic Indian restaurant near to us,it is called Sai,in La Cala,the food is excellent,the chef is Punjabi,my partner who is Indian says this is the best Indian food she has tasted outside of India.If any reader on here is visiting this area,very close to Fuengirola,I would thoroughly recommend,the owner is called Mukinder,he will make you feel very welcome.Merry Christmas.

No,I got very lazy in my old age,we have a fantastic Indian restaurant near to us,it is called Sai,in La Cala,the food is excellent,the chef is Punjabi,my partner who is Indian says this is the best Indian food she has tasted outside of India.If any reader on here is visiting this area,very close to Fuengirola,I would thoroughly recommend,the owner is called Mukinder,he will make you feel very welcome.Merry Christmas.

#Malagaram This is the recipe I have used in the past from BBC Food website, very nice vary the amount of chilli to suit your taste.
500g potatoes - Aloo
2 tbs vegetable oil
 large onion - diced
2.5cm cube of fresh ginger - shredded (or 1 tsp ginger powder)
1 tsp chilli powder (optional) or two chopped fresh green Chillies 
1 tsp (white) cumin seeds - jeera
1 tsp garam masala
1 tsp mango powder (optional)
1 tsp mustard seeds 
1 tsp sesimi seeds
1 tsp turmeric 
method;
Scrub the potatoes well and cut to bite size (no need to peel). Place potatoes in a pan of salted boiling water and boil until cooked but still firm.
Heat the vegetable oil in a frypan. Fry the cumin and mustard seeds until they start to pop, put to one side. 
Fry the ginger for about a minute, put to one side.
Fry the onion until opaque not quite soft, then add the turmeric, mango powder, chili powder and cook together for 2 minutes. Combine the cumin, mustard seeds, sesimi seeds and cooked ginger with the spiced onion adding a little of the potato's salt water if needed to form a runny paste and add the garam masala.
Add the potatoes to the fry pan mixture and stir gently until fully coated.

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
 
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
 
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
 
Floor 1 - These men have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
 
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
 
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
 
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
 
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
 
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

The story of a certain man .
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' 

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.' 

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?' 

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' 

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that 
Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.

'Brown's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.' 

A Christmas one,St.Peter met 3 men at the Pearly Gates and said to them you will have to show me something Christmasey.
Number I.Took a lighter out of his pocket,lit it and said "This represents the Christmas Candles"
Number 2. Took out his keys rattling them and said "They represent the Christas bells"
Number 3.Put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a pair of Ladies Panties,St Peter looked aghast at him and said what have a pair of Panties got to do with Christmas,number 3 looked at him and said "Their Caroles"

A Christmas one,St.Peter met 3 men at the Pearly Gates and said to them you will have to show me something Christmasey.
Number I.Took a lighter out of his pocket,lit it and said "This represents the Christmas Candles"
Number 2. Took out his keys rattling them and said "They represent the Christas bells"
Number 3.Put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a pair of Ladies Panties,St Peter looked aghast at him and said what have a pair of Panties got to do with Christmas,number 3 looked at him and said "Their Caroles"

The Manchester manager Jose Morinho flies to Khabul to watch a young Afgan boy play football,he is suitably impressed and asks the young boy to come over to Manchester.Two weeks later Manchester are 2.0 down to Watford with only 20 minuites left,Morinho gives the nod and the young lad is on the pitch.He is a sensation and scores 3 times in the last 20 minuites as United win 3.2.The fans,coaches and manager love their new star.When the player comes off the pitch to tell his mum about his first game for United,he tells her how he scored 3 goals and tht everybody loved him at Old Trafford."just wonderfull" his mum said,let me tell you about my day,your father got shot in the street,your sister and I got ambushed and assaulted,she would have been raped if a policeman hadn't seen what was happening,and your brother has joined a gang of looters and set fire to some buildings.The young lad is very upset and says to his mother I am really sorry.Sorry! sorry!,its your bloody fault we came to Manchester in the first place.
 

The Manchester manager Jose Morinho flies to Khabul to watch a young Afgan boy play football,he is suitably impressed and asks the young boy to come over to Manchester.Two weeks later Manchester are 2.0 down to Watford with only 20 minuites left,Morinho gives the nod and the young lad is on the pitch.He is a sensation and scores 3 times in the last 20 minuites as United win 3.2.The fans,coaches and manager love their new star.When the player comes off the pitch to tell his mum about his first game for United,he tells her how he scored 3 goals and tht everybody loved him at Old Trafford."just wonderfull" his mum said,let me tell you about my day,your father got shot in the street,your sister and I got ambushed and assaulted,she would have been raped if a policeman hadn't seen what was happening,and your brother has joined a gang of looters and set fire to some buildings.The young lad is very upset and says to his mother I am really sorry.Sorry! sorry!,its your bloody fault we came to Manchester in the first place.
 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/869404/pensioners-abroad-Yemen-British-work-full-state-over-100-years-old
 
Ffs...annoys me that we’re so gullible.

People who stand right next to the baggage claim conveyor, then wonder why they get smacked in the legs when someone pulls a case off.

The Manchester manager Jose Morinho flies to Khabul to watch a young Afgan boy play football,he is suitably impressed and asks the young boy to come over to Manchester.Two weeks later Manchester are 2.0 down to Watford with only 20 minuites left,Morinho gives the nod and the young lad is on the pitch.He is a sensation and scores 3 times in the last 20 minuites as United win 3.2.The fans,coaches and manager love their new star.When the player comes off the pitch to tell his mum about his first game for United,he tells her how he scored 3 goals and tht everybody loved him at Old Trafford."just wonderfull" his mum said,let me tell you about my day,your father got shot in the street,your sister and I got ambushed and assaulted,she would have been raped if a policeman hadn't seen what was happening,and your brother has joined a gang of looters and set fire to some buildings.The young lad is very upset and says to his mother I am really sorry.Sorry! sorry!,its your bloody fault we came to Manchester in the first place.
 

Passengers who get into my car and Slam the door,you don't have to,they will close with a slight tug.

The amount of paper/cardboard/tissue paper/clips/hooks/plastic that you get when you buy a formal shirt.
They aren't stopping it from needing an iron and a wash pre-use anyway, so are just totally unnecessary packaging.
Bin fillers and planet killers.

Passengers who get into my car and Slam the door,you don't have to,they will close with a slight tug.

Passengers who get into my car and Slam the door,you don't have to,they will close with a slight tug.

Gosh, sounds really horrible. I know very little about what you're going through but from what you've said maybe you need to find yourself some people to talk to who are going through similar things? Are there any groups that your doctor can recommend? As you've been doing I'd also look into the prescribed medication I was on and also how you're feeling - the internet is chock full of info, be discerning. Best wishes for you and your girlfriend.

Oh yes! No longer do I have to confine my ire to the Tony Pulis' hat thread.
- Music being whittled down to 'the top 50 tracks of all time', 'the top 100 songs of the last 20 years', '30 riffs by Eric Clapton that influenced music in the 90's' type lists. Revisionist, look how cool I am b*llocks.
- People, good friends, co-workers who like really rubbish films. I mean yes we could go and watch the Fast and the Furious 17 or we could watch the new Scorsese.
- Being in a group of people, usually on holiday, that can't decide where to go for dinner and end up walking around for half an hour. No, I don't want to go to Rome and have a McDonalds.
- Preachy vegans... otherwise known as 99% of vegans.
- 'So called Islamic State'. What the f**k is that cop out? Just say Islamic State, it's definitely a legitimate organisation at this point in time. The BBC trying to pretend it isn't, isn't going to change things.
- When Redcar became Redka to all news correspondents. Another victim of Matt Smith disease.
- People who don't even try and pronounce long words/names correctly. Saying 'whatever that word is' makes you sound more of a moron .
- The housing crisis. Seriously. Stop building 4 bed semis for £380,000 and build some nice 1 bed apartments and 2 bed houses for less than £110,000. Buy-to-letters can die a horrible syphilis-ridden death as well.
- The five team acca becoming some sort of pillar of culture. When did wasting £10 twice a week become acceptable? You know nothing about Swindon Town, why did you put them down to win away?
- Gym people/fun run addicts. Ok, so I'm glad people are getting fitter, but going to the gym 4 nights a week or running a 10k around Tamworth or some such Northern wasteland every weekend makes talking to you so very boring. Kale and pomegranate flavour protein shakes are not an interesting conversational topic.
- T-shirts worn by aforementioned gym freaks that are 2 sizes too small to show off their biceps. Usually paired with a massive beard, beanie hat, skinny jeans and hi-top trainers.
And breathe...

Thanks for your helpful advice

Would defo go for the Bremont,looks more class,just treated myself to a Tag Heur Carrera Crystal Automatic,bought in Fuengirola in Spain for 1600 Euros,price in the window was 2100 Euros so think I got a good deal,love it,cant take it off my wrist !

Would defo go for the Bremont,looks more class,just treated myself to a Tag Heur Carrera Crystal Automatic,bought in Fuengirola in Spain for 1600 Euros,price in the window was 2100 Euros so think I got a good deal,love it,cant take it off my wrist !