Ewe Ram

Yeah monstrous. And he bought her a Mars Bar 

Cheap kitchen roll is a no no,like cheap bin bags that rip and put your rubbish all over your drive.(my life is so sad).

Some kitchen roll that disintegrates when you try to use it for the very purpose it was made for. 

Yeah monstrous. And he bought her a Mars Bar 

Not so random, but the sheer number of negative topics which get started/found and posted in whenever we lose a game. 
Some fans are very quick to blame the whole team if we lose, but if we play well there's never any praise given out, it's always that other teams were poor or we were lucky. I despair.

Positive discrimination.
Gets my goat.
Positive discrimination is discrimination.

True. There was a time when you never thought much about your body apart from 'is it clean' and 'is it dressed impressively'. Now it demands constant attention, popping pills, X-rays, cameras up and down, health screening, tooth ache, random stupid hairs to pluck out, eye tests, moisturiser. It's grim 

Right you are
i have to pluck my nose and shear my ears for goodness sake, it's embarrassing and what is the point of a dense forest growing on my shoulder?

Amen to that. Hair on head rapidly migrating to nose, ears and back......

True. There was a time when you never thought much about your body apart from 'is it clean' and 'is it dressed impressively'. Now it demands constant attention, popping pills, X-rays, cameras up and down, health screening, tooth ache, random stupid hairs to pluck out, eye tests, moisturiser. It's grim 

Made me laugh this. No offence Ewe Ram .
The last 5 years for me have been all that and more but minus the hair plucking.
 

True. There was a time when you never thought much about your body apart from 'is it clean' and 'is it dressed impressively'. Now it demands constant attention, popping pills, X-rays, cameras up and down, health screening, tooth ache, random stupid hairs to pluck out, eye tests, moisturiser. It's grim 

The fact that shops are only closed for one day! In a shop today the girl on the till said she's working till 6pm today and back again Boxing Day. It's mad, is a couple of days break too much for people!?

Weather forecasters making a big deal of possible 'overly wintry' weather. Such as low temperatures and snow.
Someone should tell them it's winter. It's what happens.

Sounds like my step-daughter, but without wasting time on the tidying, sorting and putting away.

I disagree with your good man on this example Angie. By stopping, I'm acknowledging I've seen someone waiting to cross, a courtesy if you like, an acknowledgement of that courtesy shouldn't be too much to ask should it ?
That said, I once held a door open for the person following me into a department store, it happened to be a lady who told me she was quite capable of opening a door for herself. 
The older I get,  the more I prefer the company of my dogs to some people. 

Idiots who park on blind bends when 30 yards either side would make things so much safer. They deserve to end up with their vehicle resembling a stock car at the end of a long competitive season. Prats!

What came to my mind with these ads, and there's been Sainsbury's, John Lewis,   Very, etc over the weekend, is that everyone I know watches commercial television on a delay so they can skip the ads anyway 

It's complete ballcocks, it could be for literally anything, if Sainsburys didn't show at the end you'd be none the wiser what it was for!

The Sainsbury's Christmas advert. Just seen it, gave me the right hump.
How a Sainsbury's executive gave it approval I'll never know. 

Never go to Benidorm, they have two person version's where the woman drives, while the bloke sits at the back with a pint and a woodbine deciding where to stop off next!
Quick dance on the tables, then off to the next stop.

Adverts.
All of them.
Apart from ones with cats in obviously.

When you go to drink your tea and realise you already drank it.
It just happened 

Extremely difficult when you can't be heard above ********* competing with each other to see who is the 'funniest' 

I wonder how many people have read stuff on this thread and thought, 'wait a minute I do that.'
I haven't because I am nigh on perfect, and would loudly tell anyone around before breaking into a loud laugh.