Ewe Ram

21 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

Apparently it was two, independent, cadaver smelling dogs. i.e. they were not present at the same time.

How come the evidence is stacked against them but they are free to carry on? I'm baffled

8 hours ago, Phoenix said:

Me too. Why won't they take a lie detecter test? Why would they refuse to answer 40 of the 42 questions put to them by the Portugese police? Why would they put their missing child's favourite soft toy through the washing machine?

I spoke to a guy in the Leics force who is in no doubt as to what happened. Some of the things he told me, in strict confidence, points to their guilt, and is quite disturbing.

And then GMcC, who rated zero on his scale of trustworthyness and co-operation, somehow has the clout to get the investigation moved to the Met, who my contact described as a bunch of d1ckheads.

There is absolutely no doubt that GMcC wields incredible influence, not given to the likes of the rest of us.

There's more holes in their story than a string vest. How come a cadaver sniffing dog has been ignored when it clearly indicated the presence of a body in the boot? I despair how this could happen. But then the huge paedophile ring of celebs went under the radar for years 

On 27/04/2017 at 19:33, Angry Ram said:

The geezer who parks his feckin van on the corner, so I can't see what's coming down the bloody road.. Had words today 

Kids who borrow my gold clubs... Scum of the earth.

Someone posted a pic of an offender on a local Facebook page. The car was parked illegally opposite a junction, on a bend and clearly dangerous. Owner was tagged and she duly replied 'lol I can't park anywhere else, that's where my house is' and a smiley face emoji. 

Lost the use of your legs? Not heard of having a driveway put in? Park safe and walk. 

I'm afraid I'm guilty of reading the very compelling evidence that points to their guilt and finding that there can be very little doubt that they are culpable 

Cyclists (again) who wear headphones. 

Silly woman this morning cycling along a road with parked cars all the way along and instead of moving over and letting the line of traffic move past she carried on oblivious cycling down the middle of the road. If I wanted to travel at that speed I'd get a bloody bike! 

Finally someone has taken a big annoyance and done something about it. 'The Apostrophiser'! Shame he's only in Bristol, could he come to Derbyshire?

Fish face selfies. I have a friend who I thought was a nice 30 year old lady but she's started posting pics on Facebook of herself looking like she's a guppy. 

On 04/03/2017 at 19:25, bigbadbob said:

The scots

That one particular Scot standing in front of her adoring public in her silly pink suit saying 'we will have a referendum' and blowing kisses. What an arse! She can't do that. Wish someone would pelt her with rotten veg 

People who get ott angry when they can't get what they want. 

People who give in to those who get in a rage to get what they want. 

The whole 'those who shout loudest get their own way' thing 

3 hours ago, Chester40 said:

People who are really aggressive about their petty, yet very strong and totally uninformed opinions...

 

Yes.  Also those who think you want to engage in a petty nit picky argument and when you state that you don't they want to argue with you about that too 

2 hours ago, coneheadjohn said:

Cheap kitchen roll is a no no,like cheap bin bags that rip and put your rubbish all over your drive.(my life is so sad).

I agree. I bought it for a job I thought I didn't need the premium brand for. First world problems! 

Some kitchen roll that disintegrates when you try to use it for the very purpose it was made for. 

7 minutes ago, Paul71 said:

Scumbags, no better than those who dont pick up after their dogs.

Anyone caught should automatically be enrolled in 100 hours community service cleaning the streets. Like wise anyone caught throwing any litter, regardless of what it is, even chewing gum or cigarette butts.

 

100 likes for this! 

A local woman with 2 huge dogs has even been offered bags by other dog walkers but she just walked off! She never picks it up and it gets all dog walkers a bad name  

There should be a way of sending fines to drivers who throw litter out of the window. The hedgerows are full of McDonald's wrappers, bottles, cans and chip wrappers. Plus god knows what that HGV drivers fling onto the side of motorways. 

1 hour ago, LesterRam said:

Big girl was she?

Yeah monstrous. And he bought her a Mars Bar 

Snide people. A la Nigel Clough. Those passive aggressive little digs dropped into conversations. 

I saw an excellent example of passive aggressive behaviour at the petrol station yesterday. Man in little red car full of wife, bags of compost and dogs whips through the gap to the front pump just as man at back pump gets into his camper after paying. Camper man stands agog looking at red car man who won't make eye contact but procedes to fill up his tank. Camper man, still blocked in, gets into camper and pulls up to red car bumper. Driver still doesn't make eye contact and behaves like camper not there. He pops into kiosk, pays, then comes out and squeezes between the 2 car bumpers instead of going round the front of the car. This is England, quiet, seething rage 

The dewdrop on the end of Mark Lawrensons nose on MOTD 

19 minutes ago, King Kevin said:

Getting old ain't for pussies.

True. There was a time when you never thought much about your body apart from 'is it clean' and 'is it dressed impressively'. Now it demands constant attention, popping pills, X-rays, cameras up and down, health screening, tooth ache, random stupid hairs to pluck out, eye tests, moisturiser. It's grim 

1 hour ago, McRamFan said:

People that do not understand that Asda, Sainsbury's, Tesco et al, are only closed for one day...

The fact that shops are only closed for one day! In a shop today the girl on the till said she's working till 6pm today and back again Boxing Day. It's mad, is a couple of days break too much for people!?

Sound levels on Radio Derby. 

You end up messing with the volume all the time. Go to outside broadcast - so quiet what the hell is being said. Someone  on the phone - are they in a rainforest somewhere? Turn up the volume. Presenter comes back on and woah stop shouting!!! 

On 28/11/2016 at 22:59, Phoenix said:

Got a peculiar problem manifested itself in my 2 year old car, in that the heater fan only runs on setting 4 (of 4 ). You would think that it would work on all four, or none at all.

I phoned the garage (a main dealer) to get it sorted. They told me they will run a diagnostic check. If it's a problem under the 5 year warranty, they'll fix it for free. If, however, it's deemed to be caused by me, I have to pay £50 for the diagnostic check.

How the f*** I could have caused it is beyond the wit of man. I refrained from venting my rage on the receptionist, who was probably reading from a script, but the service manager had better be on his best behaviour when I take it in.

£50? Try £168 if you have a Mini! That's for diagnostics. Robbery! They plug it into a bloody computer, something we all do with devices every day 

Can I put myself in this thread? 

I annoy myself I'm so untidy. This leads to days like today when I have to spend time tidying, sorting and putting away. I never learn 

people who's default is to get angry as a form of defense. Someone ranted at me yesterday saying I was being rude to them when all I said was 'you need to listen to these instructions'. How the f is that rude??

What came to my mind with these ads, and there's been Sainsbury's, John Lewis,   Very, etc over the weekend, is that everyone I know watches commercial television on a delay so they can skip the ads anyway 

When you get a special offer like 25% off and when you eagerly go to the website to claim your discount and a pop up comes saying 'you already have an account' from something you bought like 5 years ago. Damn damn damn

1 hour ago, reveldevil said:

People who obviously are earwiging on your conversations while your having lunch, engage in your own company ffs.

Extremely difficult when you can't be heard above ********* competing with each other to see who is the 'funniest'