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Went to watch a recording of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown last night.
 
Brilliant show. Spoilt a little by a bloke who had the most annoying over the top laugh. Didn't notice it at first until the female comedians told a typical duff joke that got little scoffs from the audience. The bloke decided he couldn't inhale and exhale properly anymore and got on everyone's tits. Even Jimmy Carr could hear it and said "Jesus, I thought my laugh was a ******* embarrassment" 
 
On a side note, Rachel Riley is amazing.
 
 

MTV
I'd like to punch all of MTV.
A bunch of self-important executives decided they'd exploit some thick people to amuse the public, but instead created a load of morons as role models.
I had MTV on the other day for a few hours, and every other advert was for a 'show'. Geordie shore, Ex on the beach, Teen Moms USA and plenty of others equally despicable.
 

Cave exploring in Portugal. Saw dolphins as well. In dire need of a wee 30mins into a 2hr 30min boat trip with no toilet ?

Cave exploring in Portugal. Saw dolphins as well. In dire need of a wee 30mins into a 2hr 30min boat trip with no toilet ?

Off the coast of Albufeira, not sure exactly where. Beautiful natural wonder. Sea was rough but I was warned about that from some of the locals. Well worth £30 though.

Cave exploring in Portugal. Saw dolphins as well. In dire need of a wee 30mins into a 2hr 30min boat trip with no toilet ?

Cave exploring in Portugal. Saw dolphins as well. In dire need of a wee 30mins into a 2hr 30min boat trip with no toilet ?

Kick em in the plums!

Kick em in the plums!

Kick em in the plums!

Kick em in the plums!

Kick em in the plums!

Just saw a video of protestors trying to "storm" into the hospital where that young lad Alfie Evans' is being kept. Utter morons, you could see people who genuinely needed to enter the hospital yet this rabble of idiots were making things difficult. Do something useful and go to work.....
 
 

Went to watch a recording of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown last night.
 
Brilliant show. Spoilt a little by a bloke who had the most annoying over the top laugh. Didn't notice it at first until the female comedians told a typical duff joke that got little scoffs from the audience. The bloke decided he couldn't inhale and exhale properly anymore and got on everyone's tits. Even Jimmy Carr could hear it and said "Jesus, I thought my laugh was a ******* embarrassment" 
 
On a side note, Rachel Riley is amazing.
 
 

2 more corporate bollx speaks.
Someone has run out of bandwidth.. (Too much on their plate). 
Decision diamond.. WTF 
Straight out of Uni and talking bollx. I've sent him for some tartan paint 

Went to watch a recording of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown last night.
 
Brilliant show. Spoilt a little by a bloke who had the most annoying over the top laugh. Didn't notice it at first until the female comedians told a typical duff joke that got little scoffs from the audience. The bloke decided he couldn't inhale and exhale properly anymore and got on everyone's tits. Even Jimmy Carr could hear it and said "Jesus, I thought my laugh was a ******* embarrassment" 
 
On a side note, Rachel Riley is amazing.
 
 

My grandad has the heart of the lion and a ban from the zoo

Q: Is Google male or female?
 
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
 
 

You pulled?

Just about to indulge in a Jaipur X .......(10 %)......very very tasty

Being a "mature" full time college student over 21 I've found out I can earn more money by working one shift at work or going on JSA via claiming housing benefit than working my current 25hrs a week on top of studying. £200 a month more.... Not annoyed with earning more obviously but this benefits system is a shambles. I can easily work 25 hours a week yet it's better financially for me to do less..... I could happily take council tax exemption but I can't do that yet they are willing to give me £200 a week in housing benefit. Feel like a right scrounger ☹️

Might have a decent summer soundtrack for once.