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Sadly it's all pc these days, you just cannot say tramps piss.

Take your fancy words, and sit in the naughty corner and think about what you've done, on a beer thread anorl!
The googling was easy enough, but it's taken me 5 minutes to spell naughty thanks to autocorrect, 10 if you include the second attempt!

We have a a 9 of this down in the pub cellar, waiting for Christmas.

Not beer but here we go, found a cherry bakewell vodka by Heston Blumenthal at Waitrose down from £26 to £18.99, so thinking sounds a bargain for Christmas, the guy on the till is struggling to get the security device off the bottle top, gives it a big tug, foil tears and cap comes out, bloke starts apologising says I'll get you another sir, so I said don't worry just discount this one, £5 alright for you sir? Happy days £26 bottle for a fiver 

Not beer but here we go, found a cherry bakewell vodka by Heston Blumenthal at Waitrose down from £26 to £18.99, so thinking sounds a bargain for Christmas, the guy on the till is struggling to get the security device off the bottle top, gives it a big tug, foil tears and cap comes out, bloke starts apologising says I'll get you another sir, so I said don't worry just discount this one, £5 alright for you sir? Happy days £26 bottle for a fiver 

Not beer but here we go, found a cherry bakewell vodka by Heston Blumenthal at Waitrose down from £26 to £18.99, so thinking sounds a bargain for Christmas, the guy on the till is struggling to get the security device off the bottle top, gives it a big tug, foil tears and cap comes out, bloke starts apologising says I'll get you another sir, so I said don't worry just discount this one, £5 alright for you sir? Happy days £26 bottle for a fiver 

Had half a gallon certainly felt a little sea sick.

Had half a gallon certainly felt a little sea sick.

First one out of the Beermetropolis advent calendar.

I hope to god it tastes better than it looks!

Bet that goes down well , ( can't believe I posted that, sorry) ..

Nah mate it's the incinerator where I burn all my  creased £20 notes, gotta go, got loads to get through.

Mmmmm Titanic Plum Porter is in my top 10 beers ever

20 pound notes....are they still used over there...? I thought they phased them out because they were worth nothing.?

Nice beer but what is that strange black thing with the orange flickering thing inside it.....? Is that an AC unit...? Got to go, the pool needs cleaning. 

Booooom
 

That's really sad news. Just be there for her and take any stress that she may throw your way, I'm sure later in your relationship she'll appreciate you helped. 

Got my first delivery from Imperial Beer Club through the other day, the clue is in the name as this one promises you that nothing will be below 6%. Its early days but the first selection is very impressive. 
Tempest Brewing - Mexicake Imperial Stout 11%
Mad Hatter - Return to Madness Imperial IPA 11.0%
Northern Monk - Smokin’ Bees Imperial Whisky Smoked Honey Porter 10.0%
Siren Craft Brew - Blacklight Banana Imperial Stout 9.2%
By The Horns - Hercules Hold Strong Scotch Ale 8.5%
Mad Hatter - Schwartzwalder Kirschetorte 7.2%
By The Horns - ******* Brag Black IPA 7.2%
Pressure Drop - Syd Strongs Cascadian Dark Rye Ale 7.1%
Tempest Brewing - Brave New World IPA 7.0%
Siren Craft Brew - Pompelmocello Sour IPA 6.0%
 
Had the Kirschtorte today, bloody marvellous. Cake in a glass.

I don't think fake watches devalue the real ones. On the contrary I think it makes the real ones more desirable perhaps. For me the value of the watch is in the craftmanship, artwork and technical achievments of the watch.
The fact that I can get most of money back if I need to sell is a nice bonus. So is the thought that my watch will go on generations after I'm passed away with someone supposedly appreciating it.

My Boys

I'm happily married, early 40's & certainly no Brad Pitt but do try & look after myself.
I've never cheated and never will but I have to admit it does give me a spring in my step when I get checked out at the gym or out & about.

Piss head?

In-Laws just got back from the Champagne Festival in Belgium and filled my fridge with this bounty. Nothing below 8%. I think I need to take my time and enjoy this lot slowly

There's one for you.

There's one for you.

There's one for you.