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If it's plain pork, then "Sty Pie".
If it's spicy pork, then it's "Thai Sty Pie".
If it's spicy pork, with a little dope thrown in, then it's "High Thai Sty Pie".
If you eat it whilst watching live footy, then it's "Sky High Thai Sty Pie".
 
... I prefer the lamb, myself.

Think you have lived to be 75 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens...


An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

The wife sometimes gets a bit nostalgic after a couple of pints of cider. Thinking of building a bike shed in the back garden, so she can get that authentic feel while recalling her youth.

The wife sometimes gets a bit nostalgic after a couple of pints of cider. Thinking of building a bike shed in the back garden, so she can get that authentic feel while recalling her youth.

From this morning's walk. Inveraray on the far side of the loch, snow on the distant mountains. Winter is definitely on it's way.

From this morning's walk. Inveraray on the far side of the loch, snow on the distant mountains. Winter is definitely on it's way.

From this morning's walk. Inveraray on the far side of the loch, snow on the distant mountains. Winter is definitely on it's way.

From this morning's walk. Inveraray on the far side of the loch, snow on the distant mountains. Winter is definitely on it's way.

Derby Museum.

Thats a bib he'll need not a highchair, if he's getting cider down himself.
Next it'll be a nappy so as not to waste any drinking time when going to the toilet.

Theresa May ? Sure I can see a leopard print in there

Thats a bib he'll need not a highchair, if he's getting cider down himself.
Next it'll be a nappy so as not to waste any drinking time when going to the toilet.

Hotel roof, Lagos, Portuguese southern coast.

Hotel roof, Lagos, Portuguese southern coast.

Hotel roof, Lagos, Portuguese southern coast.

Daughter and her partner moving in with us, while their new house is being built. Means I get to play with my grandchildren even more.

It was on a glass plate which is visible on the original photo but had to edit it before it would download on here.

Shame there was no plate to put it on. Glad you enjoyed it,even though it looks to have been served straight onto the table.

All authentic doners should be preceded by eight pints of gassy lager, to give you that real crap feeling.

I'm on the wagon and I think that's the first time I've had a kebab sober. They're definitely better when pissed.

All authentic doners should be preceded by eight pints of gassy lager, to give you that real crap feeling.

All authentic doners should be preceded by eight pints of gassy lager, to give you that real crap feeling.

Conservatively speaking, you have been quite liberal in your interpretation. I laboured to think of that analogoly so now I'm off for a kip, how about u?

Nah that’s the Blue Peter.

Can't picture you strutting up and down the catwalk.