Boycie

Here’s the thing. You shouldn’t get the squirts even if you drink excessively, thats the gluten. Actually, if you’re drinking that amount what does taste have to do with it? Sounds like quantity and effect to me? I bet after 3 if someone put another lager in a Madri glass on a night out you’d never notice. Then at the end of the night you have a cheeky take out that has wheat in it as you think “in for a pound” then you feel like s**** and ache like a bitch, get bloated and in foul mood for about 5 days. Then you rinse and repeat. If you squirt after drinking non wheat lager then I think you’re full gluten intolerant to be honest. Fair play to you, but I couldn’t live permanently feeling like I do after I have wheat just because a lager tastes a bit better. I think that I can’t appreciate that Madri tastes better as I’ve never tried it because of what’s in it. So I guess I’ll only ever have a favourite non wheat lager. Now go to bed and think about what I’ve said! I’m not angry….just disappointed.

Yes, my local brewer Shiny uses the Clearex additive and told me the same as you. But fortunately for me it’s just the wheat not the Barley that affects me. Unless you can quickly find a supermarket online that seals bottles or tins of the brew you’re looking to buy at a bar and check the ingredients, not many sellers know if it has wheat in it or not. It’s less Russian, more Rustyhole Roulette I have to play most time. Every so often I luck out. 💨💩

Spotted him in a Thunderbirds episode.

I agree, I can’t have wheat in my beers or lagers. But some of the Belgium stuff does contain it. Or some Tyskie!

Says the Madri fan boy, he even dresses like the guy on the bottle. #hipster *Watch him deny it. You shouldn’t even be drinking it! Wheat init, init! They all taste the bloody same anyrode, and when I see a pint of Carling with a 2 inch head protruding above the glass I really do wonder what shites in it

Where? Couldn’t spot him?

I’m not rising to your bait! @DayTold me I shunt.

Leaving a customers house in Grimsby after having to suffer his flatulence all day.

Bloody Mushroom! our rivals in order of most hated are Bolton Lesta Notts Forest. Wycombe’s car park. Burton.

Puns aside, I was steaming when I found out the news it was all BS.

He lost all respect from me when it was reported that he was to save the narrow gauge railway at Markeaton Park from being torn up. Now it’s spread around the country from Scarborough to Cornwall! Get out.

Two mistakes made. 1 Butlins. 2 Skegness. (I assume it was Skegness, only scan read it, as I doubt you’d be arsed to drive to Minehead or the other one on the south coast that nobody from up norths ever been too.)

He did well to read his script with those tears in his eyes. Well done Ed, glad you’re back to see us get promoted.

Is Gadsby rich enough? He didn’t step in when it was really required did he?

You cruel beast! He catfished me.