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Today is musicians day, so..

They say that rock music is dying. There is no other way to account for the weird noise it makes.

Regular musician to dep. "Thanks for everything you tried to do. It's been a pressure"

American lady to W.S.Gilbert (of he and Sullivan) on a trip to the US of A. "tell me Mr Gilbert, how is Handel, still composing?"

"No madam, he's decomposing"

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"These people corrupted our country. They brought shame on our police force and our Parliament. They lied, they cheated, blackmailed and bullied and we should all be ashamed when we think how we cowered before them for too long."

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MP Tom Watson talking about the Murdoch's at today's phone hacking report.[/size]

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Akala

Trust is a luxury, far too expensive.

You score but you've got no skill... Lineker

My rugby captain at school before we play[size=4]ed Repton School[/size]

[size=4]They've got the money to pay for the care so lets put them in it.[/size]

[size=4]Ian Holloway[/size]

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To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled.

Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi.

She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.[/size]

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