GboroRam Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." Jack Handey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "Don't worry, the snow will not be a problem." Andy Appleby, 15hours before kick off v Forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. Edward Abbey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 You could always rely on Sir Winston: [size=4]Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.” Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 ''Sir, You are drunk !!'' ''Yes,but I will be sober in the morning, you, however, will always be ugly'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chezzyram Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 'only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former' - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 "I've got a reliable source" "It might not be true but" "I heard" "My mate told me" "On Facebook" "On Twitter" "Can't remember where I saw it but" "Not got a link but" "Might be bullish!t but" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Do you have anything to declare? Only my genius! Oscar Wilde @ customs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. P G Wodehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Disraeli, (When given a message that Queen Victoria would like to visit him as he lay dying) "No, 'tis better not, she would only ask me to take a message to Albert." [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Benjamin_Disraeli_by_Cornelius_Jabez_Hughes%2C_1878]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Benjamin_Disraeli_by_Cornelius_Jabez_Hughes%2C_1878/429px-Benjamin_Disraeli_by_Cornelius_Jabez_Hughes%2C_1878 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Eat anything you like, think thin and you'll be.....a fat slob! (Steve Brummie's guide to the positive thinking diet.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. Jimi Hendrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudding Jack Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 "We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled the 60's. That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "consciousness expansion" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him seriously... All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create... a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody... or at least some force - is tending the light at the end of the tunnel." -- Raoul Duke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudding Jack Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 “That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.” ― [url=http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13275.Charles_Bukowski]Charles Bukowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudding Jack Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 “It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, ****, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” bukowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 “It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, ****, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” bukowski Story of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudding Jack Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Story of my life... “those who escape hell however never talk about it and nothing much bothers them after that.” heres a nicer one for you then pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. Sir Winston Churchill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamOfKansas Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 "Fight 'em until hell freezes over. Then fight 'em on the ice!"-Dutch Meyer, famous TCU football coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the464444 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 "You may think that you look intelligent and interesting, I'm here to tell you that you look like a c*nt" - Francis Bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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