GeneralRam Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I always enjoy to laugh at Michael Owen. The ******* wet lettuce boring ****. So while reading this and having a good laugh at this I come across something related to Derby. Sam Rush made this Thank you Sam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 That is hilarious. Brand values. Icons and opportunities. For the first 15 pages I couldn't work out whether they were trying to sell a big house or a luxury car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Michael Owen one of my all time favourite players, shame about his hamstrings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I like page 12 the most. Michael's "brand values"; Clean & Fresh = Showers at least once per day and only ever wears a pair of pants once, burning after use. First Class = Good Looking, Stylish, and Cool = Looks like Sam forgot to add Humble to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 ....but it got him a move to Man Utd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagerbob Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Was always injured, and rarely performed for Newcastle but as soon as the internationals came around was a spring chicken and usually scored and put a shift in. This is the very reason even Geordies when he as at their club referred to him as "Englands michael owen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagerbob Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Brand Values ..... "charasmatic" hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Got a three year deal from Man Utd out of it so worked out for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 22 minutes ago, CumbrianRam said: Got a three year deal from Man Utd out of it so worked out for him. Which is why Sam Rush is far cleverer than most. We might ridicule this document, but it did the job it was intended for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Sam might not have been involved with this, his name is there as a contact not the author of the brochure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Page 12 could put off Michael Owen's Mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Shame, he was my football hero growing up and now he holds the title of most boring human being on tv today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I loved Michael Owen as a kid, and tbh while he might be boring I've not really noticed cos a fair old proportion of people on TV are ******* boring. I zone most of them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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