I have football in my possession that has a signature on each part. 

I have reason to believe it was signed from 1999 to 2000 however I am unsure. 

If anyone would like to see photos or ask questions please email me as it's for sale    [email protected]

Who signed it? Any footballers like? 

Do you need my bank details to be sent to  your uncle in Nairobi? If so, it's 123456 0987654.

I look forward to my new (signed) football being delivered soon.

Best regards,

Mr P Nesshead

Hello Mr Penis Head  

 

Thank you very much for your prompt and hilarious response. 

This ball has been laying in my attic for a while and although I know nothing about football, it is now time to sell it on. 

I can't add photos here unfortunately which is why I asked people to email. It's asking me for URL ****. 

Thanks for the interest Penis Face  

Much appreciated, 

Becky 

Welcome to the forum , Becks ..

6 minutes ago, mozza said:

Welcome to the forum , Becks ..

Thank you Mozza! X

40 minutes ago, Rebecca2460 said:

Hello Mr Penis Head  

 

Thank you very much for your prompt and hilarious response. 

This ball has been laying in my attic for a while and although I know nothing about football, it is now time to sell it on. 

I can't add photos here unfortunately which is why I asked people to email. It's asking me for URL ****. 

Thanks for the interest Penis Face  

Much appreciated, 

Becky 

Oh Becky. That's a bit rude.

Anyway, what's it been laying in your attic?

apologises Tim Penis Head  

It has been in my attic for many years and was forgotten about until now. The only photo I've been able to put up is the cover photo on my profile ? 

Nice carpet, does it fly?

Yeah it does actually Mr Ram

 

1 hour ago, Rebecca2460 said:

apologises Tim Penis Head  

It has been in my attic for many years and was forgotten about until now. The only photo I've been able to put up is the cover photo on my profile ? 

I'll start the bidding at a quid. Do I hear £1.10? Anybody?

1 hour ago, Inverurie Ram said:

Nice carpet, does it fly?

 

5 minutes ago, bigbadbob said:

I'll start the bidding at a quid. Do I hear £1.10? Anybody?

laugh all you want but I found something that I thought could be a great gift for somebody or mean a lot to somebody, so I signed up and came to a place I thought it'd be appreciated and not be mocked. If anyone has a genuine interest please mail me [email protected] 

if not I am no longer replying to comments on this thread  

 

ta 

48 minutes ago, Rebecca2460 said:

laugh all you want but I found something that I thought could be a great gift for somebody or mean a lot to somebody, so I signed up and came to a place I thought it'd be appreciated and not be mocked. If anyone has a genuine interest please mail me [email protected] 

if not I am no longer replying to comments on this thread  

 

ta 

Welcome Rebecca. Most are very decent on here honest!! I've a signed football too, got it as a birthday present many moons ago off an ex. Signatures are faded and I can't even read most of them!! Good luck hope you get a new home for it 

Time for tennis!! 

5 hours ago, Rebecca2460 said:

laugh all you want but I found something that I thought could be a great gift for somebody or mean a lot to somebody, so I signed up and came to a place I thought it'd be appreciated and not be mocked. If anyone has a genuine interest please mail me [email protected] 

if not I am no longer replying to comments on this thread  

 

ta 

Sorry if you feel mocked Rebecca. That's not my intention or I'm sure anybody else's. Everyone gets the same juvenile responses from me. Usually this forum is a hotbed of discourse regarding the seminal work of Satre and  Dostoyevsky but for some reason I was in the mood for some Partridge last night. Back of the net.

Anyway, I might be wrong but eBay is probably your best bet. I've sold plenty of football stuff on there. 

I remember when my old man got one signed from the Smith era. Eranio etc. He told me to keep it safe ended up losing my football..So ended up playing with the signed one instead. Scuffs, dirt etc he wasn't impressed still mentions it now!

8 hours ago, Rebecca2460 said:

laugh all you want but I found something that I thought could be a great gift for somebody or mean a lot to somebody, so I signed up and came to a place I thought it'd be appreciated and not be mocked. If anyone has a genuine interest please mail me [email protected] 

if not I am no longer replying to comments on this thread  

 

ta 

C'mon Becky we all appreciate you and the more replies you get of any kind, will keep this thread on Page 1 of the forum where more people are likely to see it, and therefore somebody with a genuine interest is more likely to see it, therefore as Del Boy used to say "Everyone's a winner"

So enjoy the mockery, the fun, and welcome to the greatest football forum on the planet, but it's not as great as your football and carpet! ⚽️??

Ive got an old signed footy in the attic too. Its that faded though the only signature I can make out is Paul blades lol

I have 2 in my loft. 1990 and 2006. I also have a signed Junior trng top that cost me £150 at a charity auction.

Bargain.......

Pretty sure that the players sign footballs every game and these get raffled or given to the sponsors in corporate hospitality. As such I don't think they are especially rare. I have one from about 2008

14 hours ago, Rebecca2460 said:

Hello Mr Penis Head  

 

Thank you very much for your prompt and hilarious response. 

This ball has been laying in my attic for a while and although I know nothing about football, it is now time to sell it on. 

I can't add photos here unfortunately which is why I asked people to email. It's asking me for URL ****. 

Thanks for the interest Penis Face  

Much appreciated, 

Becky 

Welcome  Becky. It sometimes takes a while to find out who the dick heads are on any forum, but at least you know of one already since he (Mr P*nis Head) offered the information himself without a struggle.

Good luck with the sale of the signed football.