admira Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 It's my nephews' 18th next month and I've not got a clue what to get him as a gift. He doesn't need money as lives at home and has an apprenticeship that keeps him in clothes and vodka. He has a car and an Ipswich Town season ticket (unlucky boy). His hobbies seem to mainly involve banging his girlfriend (lucky boy). Apart from two gross of condoms, I'm stumped. Engraved tankards are so last century. Any suggestions gratefully received. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 What interests does he have and what budget are we looking at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Ignore me, just seen the hobby thing. Ipswich fan you say? He's got a car has he got a tractor? If not....sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, admira said: It's my nephews' 18th next month and I've not got a clue what to get him as a gift. He doesn't need money as lives at home and has an apprenticeship that keeps him in clothes and vodka. He has a car and an Ipswich Town season ticket (unlucky boy). His hobbies seem to mainly involve banging his girlfriend (lucky boy). Apart from two gross of condoms, I'm stumped. Engraved tankards are so last century. Any suggestions gratefully received. Seeing as he's got a season ticket for Ipswich Town what about one for Norwich City then he could go to a match every Saturday (or Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday or Sunday thanks to our lord and master SKY). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, admira said: It's my nephews' 18th next month and I've not got a clue what to get him as a gift. He doesn't need money as lives at home and has an apprenticeship that keeps him in clothes and vodka. He has a car and an Ipswich Town season ticket (unlucky boy). His hobbies seem to mainly involve banging his girlfriend (lucky boy). Apart from two gross of condoms, I'm stumped. Engraved tankards are so last century. Any suggestions gratefully received. so you would have bought him a motor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted September 21, 2016 Author Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, David said: Ignore me, just seen the hobby thing. Ipswich fan you say? He's got a car has he got a tractor? If not....sorted Yeah, I don't think she charges him for his hobby. He doesn't seem to have any interests. He is a teenage boy so spends all day glued to his phone and just shrugs if someone speaks to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted September 21, 2016 Author Share Posted September 21, 2016 9 minutes ago, LesterRam said: so you would have bought him a motor? Only a toy one. I put the car down as something I know about him (which isn't a lot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 a tattoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Sponsor a child's education in Africa in his name. He will get updates on how the child is going on. It would be a gift that keeps on giving and teach him about responsibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 My mate Derick Trotter is selling some blow up dolls, only a slight fault with the valves and you can have any colour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 24 minutes ago, LesterRam said: My mate Derick Trotter is selling some blow up dolls, only a slight fault with the valves and you can have any colour I'll have a blue one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Sounds like a sharp lad with a great future ahead of him. How about a smart suit in a traditional cut? (Not a shiny fashion type suit). Good for interviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 36 minutes ago, David said: I'll have a blue one we are out of the blue thongs sweet pea, we only have leopard print and leather left, fully compliant with all the latest fire regulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loweman2 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 has he got Kodi ?? endless football, films, TV ?? just get a firestick and download kodi onto it or just give him the firestick and tell him to look it up on youtube the gift that keeps on giving !! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Amazon-W87CUN-Fire-TV-Stick/dp/B00KAKUN3E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1474469117&sr=8-1&keywords=firestick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 A case of Belgian beer. Educate his palate before it's too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglorius Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 A pair of bolt cutters for when you take him out for his 18th birthday drink then ritually debag him and handcuff him to the nearest railing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 A weekend away somewhere secluded so he can bang his missus without worrying if parents can hear her squealing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, eddie said: A case of Belgian beer. Educate his palate before it's too late. He's 18 his favourite beer will already be carlsberg And to add at 18 a decent Belgian beer will probably blow his head off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 6 hours ago, admira said: It's my nephews' 18th next month and I've not got a clue what to get him as a gift. He doesn't need money as lives at home and has an apprenticeship that keeps him in clothes and vodka. He has a car and an Ipswich Town season ticket (unlucky boy). His hobbies seem to mainly involve banging his girlfriend (lucky boy). Apart from two gross of condoms, I'm stumped. Engraved tankards are so last century. Any suggestions gratefully received. Don't know what your budget is but I would go with a nice watch or something on those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 5 hours ago, LesterRam said: My mate Derick Trotter is selling some blow up dolls, only a slight fault with the valves and you can have any colour Can he get me a green one, I've got a thing for aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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