ram1964 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 If you want a serious suggestion that should solve your problem with out having the unsightly ness of a big wire cage of a monstrosity in your garden ,hire a jcb for the week end dig a moat around the garden 5 feet deep by 6 foot wide should do it fiill it with water ,right up to the top ,this should stop most things including foxes ,cats dogs ,next doors kids hungry neighbour ect showing an unhealthy interest in your rabbits ,could use the soil from the moat to build a wall / mound of mud as an extra deterrent ,ps since your hireling a jcb for the week end ,any chance I could borrow it for a few days ,cheers and glad to be of help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 If you go down that route then you could argue its against nature to actually keep cats (or rabbits) as pets and therefore it would then be a non issue. Arrogant is a bit harsh. Rabbits are pointless pets. They are either dinner or something cute you point at in the countryside. No one should ever need a rabbit as a petCats as pets - can anyone truly say that a cat is ever a pet? It's just a wild animal that chooses to depend on certain people for food and shelter. They have no loyalty to you and will disappear at the first sign of a warmer house or a bigger food bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Loada ******, of course cats are pets, all animals are wild, don't feed your dog and leave the gate open they will be off. One of my cats follows us round the block for the dogs morning walk, will sit and watch me dump in the morning if I leave the door open. Cats are just as loyal as any pet if you look after them right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Loada ******, of course cats are pets, all animals are wild, don't feed your dog and leave the gate open they will be off. One of my cats follows us round the block for the dogs morning walk, will sit and watch me dump in the morning if I leave the door open. Cats are just as loyal as any pet if you look after them right. Don't get me started on dogs. Dogs are idiots. My advice to anyone with a dog is leave the gate open and set it free to roam the land being an idiot on its own time. Cats are loyal? Let me move in next door to you and I guarantee i can make your cat more loyal to me by feeding it more and giving it a cushion on a radiator And I won't make it watch me poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 The joke of this thread is that here we have a prime example of man trying to work out how to change nature. Cats will do what they likeWe're arrogant fools aren't we?Agreed. It's just called 'cat stuff', and we are not worthy enough to know what is going on in their minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WharfedaleRam Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Cut up some small lengths of hose pipe and place them around the garden. Seems they think they're snakes?!Alternatively, tie a bit of rag around a long stick and dip it in white spirit. When you see the cat, ram the stick up its arse. They don't like it up em apparently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 next door neighbour has one...they dont work Ah - cheers Paul. I shall save me dosh and fall back on traditional methods (a head first dousing in a bucket of water for the offending moggie was another suggestion I shall leave you to judge which of these two suggestions was imparted by the local vet ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I cornered a neighbours cat in the greenhouse snoozing on the shelf. I opened the door, he looked up, I gave him a pint glass full of water smack in the face. He shot past me spitting and squawking. Next week he was back. They apparently have short memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Cut up some small lengths of hose pipe and place them around the garden. Seems they think they're snakes?!Alternatively, tie a bit of rag around a long stick and dip it in white spirit. When you see the cat, ram the stick up its arse. They don't like it up em apparently!Put an empty cardboard box in the middle of the lawn.Leave for 5 minutes.When full of cats, remove to a more cat-friendly environment (i.e. my house) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Our cat digs a hole, does his business and buries it, most considerate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Our cat digs a hole, does his business and buries it, most considerate. wait till the varment does it in your own garden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Next doors does it in our front garden, the birds do it over the window and car and I do it in the toilet. It's all nature init Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 My two cats use the bath or the sink if they can't get out. It's very weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 My two cats use the bath or the sink if they can't get out. It's very weird. You want one of these http://www.amazon.co.uk/CitiKitty-Cat-Toilet-Training-Kit/dp/B000F1OS20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 wait till the varment does it in your own garden! I was lining up a joke, I hoped somebody would reply with "that's what they do" And I was going to get back with "what, with a shovel ? Didn't get a bite though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 You want one of these http://www.amazon.co.uk/CitiKitty-Cat-Toilet-Training-Kit/dp/B000F1OS20 they should get the idea, they like to sit on the bath rug and observe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I was lining up a joke, I hoped somebody would reply with "that's what they do" And I was going to get back with "what, with a shovel ? Didn't get a bite though. may I humbly appologise on behalf of Daveo in his defence, we never saw the script beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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