Mostyn6 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 my mate works as a fluffer and says this deal is beginning to suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate cleans out the elephants at Twycross and he says it's a dung-deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate runs a dating agency ,he says we are going to be stood up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Newsflash - The government are going to build a new high speed rail track from Hull to Derby in order to speed up Tom Ince's transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 I have ordered a thousand punnets to help to sell off the Ince puns, we had to put them somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberRamber Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mates a courier and says Sam rush will deliver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerbyPride Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 I haven't got any mates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate is a watch-maker and he says this deal is winding him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate is a cowboy electrician and he says that he can get Ince here in a flash.My friend has a human cannoball business in Hull and he says that he can have Ince down here in a shot but only if he is of the right calibre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate is a Richard Keogh impersonator, and he's fallen arse over tit for this deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My wife's gynaecologist doesn't know what they're fannying around at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 The worst thing that can happen now is if Ince signs, he is going to mess up the quality jokes on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate drives a bus from the airport to various hotels he says Tom has handed in a transfer request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Most of these jokes are Inceipid.If this thread is to become a classic, it needs a better title. Probably not... "The curious Incedent of the dog in the night time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringerBell Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Most of these jokes are Inceipid.If this thread is to become a classic, it needs a better title. Probably not... "The curious Incedent of the dog in the night time"In tandem with the Game of Thornes I suggest a Song of Ince and Fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 In tandem with the Game of Thornes I suggest a Song of Ince and Fire Tom Raider? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 In tandem with the Game of Thornes I suggest a Song of Ince and Fire Lovely stuff.*awaits Photoshop of Sam Rush's head on the body of that fit bird with the dragons* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 My mate who's a baker said it's all about the dough and that Derby fans are getting kneady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringerBell Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Tom Raider?Wahey that's good anorl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringerBell Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Lovely stuff.*awaits Photoshop of Sam Rush's head on the body of that fit bird with the dragons*And next summers George RR Martin related thread could be about that Sean Bean lad from Sheffield United. Got an eye for a goal although he does run around like a headless chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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