Shuff264 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-ill-eating-emmental-cheese-report-article-1.1945468 North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un may be seriously ill from eating too much Emmental cheese: report The despot is putting on the pounds with the Swiss cheese, according to reports, possible because being fat is considered good in North Korea. BY LEE MORAN NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Friday, September 19, 2014, 10:10 AM A A A "http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1945467.1411135642!/img/httpImage/image_gen/derivatives/article_970/north-korea-government" alt="north-korea-government">RODONG SINMUN/EPANorth Korean leader Kim Jong-un looks a bit bulkier than before. Is a dangerous cheese addiction making Kim Jong-un seriously ill? North Korea's demented despot dictator is reportedly ballooning in weight after getting hooked on Emmental, a cheese produced in Switzerland. The 31-year-old is said to be importing huge quantities of the savory Swiss treat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 So essentially good lad? I bet he likes trappist beers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Already an ugly b*stard,now even more so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I would imagine the large amount of Cognac he enjoys doesn't help either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Actually, that might have been his old man that was partial to a glass of Cognac...... Still, Despot Jr. must be putting away a hell of a lot of cheese to be "seriously ill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 He's just big boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I don't believe this story. It's full of holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 You could say this article is un-brie-leavable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 You could say this article is un-brie-leavable Gouda one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 His favourite film is eDambusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 His favourite film is eDambusters That was a bit left of field wasn't it? Anyway. One of the Lancasters disappeared over the Bermuda cheese triangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I like Manchego. Perhaps I will become a dictator too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 You chedda believe he will continue to become a fat b*stard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 He supports Leicester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 You chedda believe he will continue to become a fat b*stard. He might be crackers but you should tread caerphilly, NK is always watching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Halloumi duck. What's going on in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Good queso-tion eddie. This thread appears to have an Abondance of cheese puns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Despot? More like tosspot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 He's trying to become like Il-Sung, but instead he's just becoming the ill bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Its catching on....... http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/steven-caulker-arrested-wrongly-tesco-cheese-theft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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