Boycie Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I've just arrived at my old boss's funeral at the crem in Derby. I text my mate to see if he was here yet, and he told me it's next Friday! What's the earliest you've ever mistakingly turned up somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I turned up at Wembley in May, hoping to see us win promotion to the Prem. Turns out I was a year early. (confident) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 I like what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I once went to crem early too... turns out the person wasn't even dead yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 I dont think my serious thread is being respected? It's not as if there's already 10 other threads on the same subject is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I came too early last night......she wasn't impressed at all, I thought I was being keen, punctual and showing willingness. Seems not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I dont think my serious thread is being respected? It's not as if there's already 10 other threads on the same subject is it? If he was German, Rusty would be here in ein Blitzlicht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramexpat Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 i got to the airport 1 day before my flight once, looked a **** trying to check in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I once went to crem early too... turns out the person wasn't even dead yet. Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 i got to the airport 1 day before my flight once, looked a **** trying to check inthis is what I'm talking about! Bit like me going to Pleasure Island with tickets for Fantasy Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I once went to crem early too... turns out the person wasn't even dead yet. Did you decide to stay and wait it out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 this is what I'm talking about! Bit like me going to Pleasure Island with tickets for Fantasy Island. That's sheer knobheadedness, nowt to do with being early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Once got down to the football one sunday., marked the pitch out, put the nets up, corner flags, the lot. Sat in the changing room thinking why has no one else turned up to help, read the paper, had a fag, a ****, then realised the feckin clocks had gone back an hour............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 One of the tossers who took the pish because of the above stupidity then went into work a few weeks later on a Monday morning at 6am in a panic cos he was a bit late......till we pointed out he was on the 2-10 shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I like what you did there. Well gi' 'im a like then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I checked out of a hotel a day early. Then found out my flights weren't for another day. I had even booked my transfer home from heathrow a day early. I felt a right tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 30, 2014 Author Share Posted August 30, 2014 I've been on a caravan site and been getting ready to go out when we should have been packing up to leave. Was a bit of a rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I was once woken up by a guard on an overnight train in India who said it's 6.20am. I replied I couldn't give a **** and had a snooze as the train didn't reach Delhi until 8.30. However I had misread the timetable and ten minutes later we pull into Delhi station with me in my boxers and 3,000 Indians trying to get on the train. I swore a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 About an hour before everybody else lately in the Brunny, just to save places at the table. We have to fend people off it gets that busy. It's got to the point now we have to put coats on unoccupied chairs to make it look like said owners are at the bar or summat to put ppl off sitting down. It's just full. I can only imagine the carnage at a home match on Boxing Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 About an hour before everybody else lately in the Brunny, just to save places at the table. We have to fend people off it gets that busy. It's got to the point now we have to put coats on unoccupied chairs to make it look like said owners are at the bar or summat to put ppl off sitting down. It's just full. I can only imagine the carnage at a home match on Boxing Day.are you from germany? We're always away on boxing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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