-JW- Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 The Black Swan minibus from Utch will be full of middle aged drunkards. Thats my prediction and i'm sticking with it. Middle aged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Forest and Leeds relegated and both deducted 10 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky1884 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Finish top 100 plus goals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnHarkes Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 We have a solid, yet unremarkable season and don't quite reach the dizzying heights of last season's third place finish, instead we end up in fourth, five points behind Fulham who we then meet in the play-off final. After weathering Fulham's buccaneering first half display we make things more difficult for ourselves when Jake Buxton gets a straight red for turning Kieran Richardson into a weeping toddler using only his steely gaze. For the last half an hour it's back-to-the-walls stuff as Fulham pile on the pressure and it looks as there can only be one outcome, until the last minute of normal time when Fulham's centre-back suddenly realises that promotion to Premier League would result in him being sold back to some middling Championship side from the Midlands so he gives it straight to the nearest Derby player he can see, who just so happens to be the loan signing brought on to lure the opposition into a false sense of security, no other than... Bobby Bloody Zamora. He wildly swings at the sphere he assumes is the match ball and makes his first real connection with a football all season to fire the ball into the back of the net. Heartbreak for Fulham, nobody cares. Derby promoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabber Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Middle aged? Eh! Bad joke repetition, see post #49! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Eagle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheltenhamRam Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Martin to lose two stone before the season starts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 All season we play the sort of clinical football displayed by the Germans last night causing all our opposition fans to break into chants of "It's just like watching Brazil" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valleyram Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Thorne doesn't sign Slow start and no wins in 5 Martin ruled out for 7 months with a knee injury McClaren sacked after 12 games Steve Cotterill comes in Knocked out of FA Cup by Torquay United at home 1-2 Hughes and Bryson sold three days later Valleyram suddenly joins the Aston Villa forum Forest then beat us on our own patch 0-3 Cotterill sacked in March Cries for Nigel Clough's return Paul Peschisolido takes over for the remaining 10 games We get relegated on the second to last game of the season Sheff United crowned champions on the final day of the season Ronnie says 'I told you so' before jetting off to the Bahamas for a summer holiday Wum! Torquay are non league atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssendonRam Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Forest don't sack a manager all season. Keep it realistic, for chrissakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Thorne doesn't sign Slow start and no wins in 5 Martin ruled out for 7 months with a knee injury McClaren sacked after 12 games Steve Cotterill comes in Knocked out of FA Cup by Torquay United at home 1-2 Hughes and Bryson sold three days later Valleyram suddenly joins the Aston Villa forum Forest then beat us on our own patch 0-3 Cotterill sacked in March Cries for Nigel Clough's return Paul Peschisolido takes over for the remaining 10 games We get relegated on the second to last game of the season Sheff United crowned champions on the final day of the season Ronnie says 'I told you so' before jetting off to the Bahamas for a summer holiday Wum! Torquay are non league atm. Edit. I forgot non league can play in the FA cup . DOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 We should aim to win at least 28 games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Roos to score two goals this season. One a winning header from a corner in the dying seconds away against Ipswich, the other a thunderbolt left footed free kick from halfway inside our half against Newcastle in the league cup. Buxton is our new captain, Martin scores 24, Russel 14. Second place with 88 points scoring 93 with 58 against. Sammon writes a bestseller called Dr. Strangelegs, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Just Arse It In. Sammon to score 3 with his arse, one with his navel, one with his left earlobe and one, a real beauty with his tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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