Phoenix Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Lembit Opik. An anagram, surely. I believe when he was an MP his main concern was not the economy, not defence, not Social welfare, but the danger of Earth being hit by an asteroid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Lembit Opik. An anagram, surely. I believe when he was an MP his main concern was not the economy, not defence, not Social welfare, but the danger of Earth being hit by an asteroid. Mi Tip Bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Limp bet oik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Take the piss, he shagged Sion Lloyd and a cheeky Girl. Must have a massive rocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 No, just money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 No, just money.and a massive member in parliament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I bet he calls it Big Ben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I bet he calls it Big Ben.i do the gags around here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 i do the gags around here! Well you was a bit slow there old boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 i do the gags around here! Lol ive only just got that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelScum Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 So a few years back Im avin a drink in one of those London Mews, it was a pretty non-descript place only me and my mate outside and an older couple with another couple what was probably be their son / daughter-in-law. So I go inside for a piss via a tight hallway and have to brush past the younger couple who were like getting-off so to speak, I remember thinking that the girl looked a real tramp wearing a cowboy hat and Ron-Hills. Soon after I had rejoined my mate outside he goes, "That guy getting a round at the bar - its Chris Evens init?" So, yes, albeit briefly, I was in a three-some with Chris Evens and Billy Piper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Well you was a bit slow there old boy. Is Boycie getting old or a bit senile ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Is Boycie getting old or a bit senile ?both, and I just pissed my britches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Pascal Chimbonda and Ronan Keating at Carlisle train station, Joey Barton visited my school (when he was at Man City), Paul Simpson (when he was Carlisle manager) and Rory Delap (before he joined Derby) in Carlisle City Centre, also seen William Hague, the Time Team presenters (went to visit a dig when I was at Primary School) and Helen Skelton and her brother Gavin who played in the SPL a few years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Literally nobody, other than an actress of Aussie soap Home and Away - Jessica Tovey "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Jessica_Tovey_6" alt="Jessica_Tovey_6"> Met her in a Hostel in New Zealand of all places... Nothing happened. Boooooooooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 both, and I just pissed my britches. Oh, and I thought it was just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Steve Claridge at Wembley on Saturday. Had more hair than I expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 We saw Jonny Vegas coming out of a sex show in Amsterdam....on our way to see England beat Germany 5-1 in Munich... When I spotted him I shouted..."there's Jonny Vegas there..." and he turned around and said "where....I hate that fat ****"...he was very very very drunk indeed. Saw Chris Kamara once in Munich airport.....just before the start of the last Euro's...myself and the wife were walking towards him and I said "allright Chris" and he was super friendly, as we walked away my wife said, who is he, someone you used to go to school with.....she thought he was that friendly he must have known me...top man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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